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Mantis Toboggan, MD

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  1. The funeral for the dead dog today is peak aggy. Pall bearers carrying a flag draped casket, aggy band playing amazing grace, eulogies, tears, etc.
  2. I really hope he plays. If he actually does and this isn’t a negotiation tactic, they will have a lame duck almost rookie with very little experience. When he struggles, which he will, the pressure to bench him and give their “future” qbs snaps will be huge. If he gets benched, he quits pretty much immediately. Great potential of an embarrassing circus. I like.
  3. OU is getting pummeled by MSU. Fuck OU
  4. Is it also called the 12th man when you only have 12 fans left who didn’t go home after one inning? Whooooooooooop!?
  5. He would be a fucking moron to not take the Baseball money
  6. Casey Hampton was the most dominant high school player I ever played against. By played against, I was a sophomore on the bench and watched him violently abuse out best lineman by throwing him 5 yards into the backfield every play. That guy later played div 1 (kind of) at NM St. Best guy I actually played against was Quentin Jammer. That Angleton team was dogshit. It was Jammer and a bunch of slappys. Jammer was FS and I was TE. Like a chickenshit, I decided to cut his knees every play even when we were no where near the action. He ended up kicking me in the head and drawing a Personal Foul. Possible highlight of my HS career. Jammer was also the QB on offense and it appeared that the offensive philosophy was to let him run around and do whatever he wanted because the rest of the team was terrible. We were winning late in the 4th quarter until a play in which I was split out and obviously had Jammer in man coverage on me. I could see our inexperienced soph qb looking at me and I was nodding my head “no.” I ran a 5 and for a second thought I was about to catch it until Jammer came out of nowhere, pick 6’ed it and we lost.
  7. Aggy doesn’t lie, cheat, or steal. Getting drunk and throwing rocks at shit, asking women to help jerk you off in a parking lot, or causing a mass casualty event in the name of tradition do not violate the aggy code.
  8. I am satisfied that this bombing will stop Assad from making Chlorine gas. The same chemical that my pool chlorinator makes.
  9. Pardon my take is the best sports podcast going. Consistently entertaining.
  10. Do you know what the penalty is for animal abuse around here?
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