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DanTheHorn

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  1. 9 hours ago, scramblyn said:

    Listen, you have 66-3 for the rest of our lives. so you don't really have to say anything you've got that fucking ace card for eternity 

    On that day of 66 - 3 hopes were so high. I lived in Frisco at the time and always flew my Texas Longhorns flag. I had aggy and Oklahoma neighbors and they plus a few other haters got together to watch the game. So when things were out of hand I took my kids prior year Batman cape and white pillow case cut out the logo and made black and white flag with two sided tape. Those neighbors of mine came out at the end of the game convinced my flag would not be there and told me later that still showing my allegiance with a sense of humor lighten the hard time they were planning to give me.

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    2 hours ago, Pancho said:

    Scuttlebutt on social media is A&M fans are trying to make DKR the Kyle Field of the Hill Country similar to how they showed up at LSU (or even more)

    They seriously believe they are going to take over the stadium.

    The Vols did a decent job at Ohio State last year. It would be great if we can hand them that kind of blow out and make them feel they wasted their money.

  3. 1 hour ago, Small_Boulder said:

    Texas has everyone healthy for the game

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    All hands on deck, to bad some of those on deck are really bad left guards. Lets hope their very best performance makes an appearance. Georgia bad pressure ranking needs to continue.

  4. 3 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

    And look out for Sark calling plays that take 12 seconds to develop? That was true killer vs Florida was just the stubborn, stupid play calling. (And the D seemingly not getting off plane)

    The bye week gave Sark way too much time to think up the perfect plan, he got too cute, and the defensive players spent time with their "fat little" girlfriends. Let's hope both learned a lesson about what can go wrong during a bye week.

  5. 4 hours ago, Kyoshi said:

    Guess we shall see how the mighty plays Ark, too.  I didn’t mention Kentucky, but…oh, and what was the SOR and SOS when the Horns had their mighty run in 24?  Funny how memory serves one’s’ opinions selfishly 

    Who cares about Arky when you will have to live with losing to us yet again.

  6. 2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

    Fuck all of y'all, I would.

    While looking at her douche son right in the eyes.

    Dennis Reynolds Reaction GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    I did not comment on "would", I was just correcting the twitter image that said that was her in Austin which it was not. Also, I highlighted how the kid was looking at her probably from listening to her during the game.

  7. 2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

    I dislocated my middle finger when I punched my buddy's fist during a disorderly disagreement.
    A random dude said he was an EMT, so I let my buddy buy me a shot and then the rando EMT pulled my middle finger back into place.

    Shit still hurts seven years later. 

     

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  8. 1 hour ago, ThatsGold said:

    Pocket Awareness is Arch's kryptonite. Caldwell will look like Quinn on Saturday by comparison. He'll get the ball out quickly and get the ball to his playmakers. 

     

    1 hour ago, Wayne Arnold said:

    Based on?

    Not saying it's impossible for Caldwell to do that, but people keep stating this as a fact. What is it based on?

    The answer

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