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    • Post in Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - All Gas No Brakes
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    • Spring Practice Updates - Offseason Sucks Edition
      The most interesting thing other than the Bijan run (which we will get into later) that happened this last week is that WE FINALLY SOLVED THE MYSTERY. We figured out who Steve Sarkisian looks like.


      Blammo, we can not put it to bed. I know it has been bothering Longhorn Fans all over the world ever since Sark was announced to be the new HFC at the Great University of Texas. 

      Back to your regularly scheduled badassery. Check this run out.

      If this doesn't get the blood pumping to your special parts, then you don't like longhorn football and you can now close out the article, because what we are about to talk about is only for those willing to enter the Burnt Orange Cathedral that Bijan and Co. are building.

      Bijan Robinson is the truth, he cuts on turf like a sheepshead darts through the shallows off the coast. He is truly in his element on the field and it's going to be something special to watch in the upcoming season.

      But wait, this grown ass man would like a word:

      RoJo should still starts - he isn't RB2 at this point, due to his incredible physicality and gift for creating yards where there are none to be had. There will be a true 2 headed monster coming out of the Texas Backfield this Fall and it's going to be glorious. 

      I almost forgot in all the excitement to talk about SCHOOLER switching to safety. Yep, you heard that right - he is officially moving away from WR and moving to Safety for the '21 season. 

      I mean check out these 2 mean ass dudes, BJ Foster and Kitan Crawford - these dudes look ready to shut down anything coming their way.

      With that we get into pure and rampant speculation because we have absolutely dick to go off of as far as film, or anything else. The 9.95ers got the opportunity for some media availability with Sark, Okafor and Gbenda. All completely worthless information given in all the interviews. 
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    • First Week of Full Pads Spring Practice 2021
      As we wrap up the first week of full pads, full speed practice I thought it would be a good time to give our surly readers something to digest over the weekend and going into next week. 

      In true 9.95er fashion, I'm going to make up all kinds of things and nothing, I mean nothing in this post is going to be worth a damn as far as insider information is concerned, but it's going to get your blood pumping and make you think you know a lot more than anyone actually does about what is going on in spring practice.

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    • My Tech alumni dad:  I guess loyalty means nothing to Chris Beard

      Me:  Are you loyal to Tech?

      Tech dad: Of course

      Me: Why?

      Tech dad: Because I graduated from Tech


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    • 4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

      Looch probably gives him a run for his money, but as far as I know Looch never robbed a charity golf tournament for his own benefit.


    • 59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

      This a pic of this play. The score was 88-86 Hawks at this point. Should have been an easy play for a tie game. Fucking brutal. 


      He was intimidated by the elite rim protector, Trey Young

    • Ben Simmons next 4 years: $33million, $35m $37m, $40m. His FT% was around 32% for the series and scared to even go for an open dunk.

      Simmons goes the dunkers spot on every possession because he can’t shoot but gets nothing done there. Doesn’t catch lobs, doesn't roll and finish over bigs, can’t seal bigger players off to get offensive rebounds, can’t screen properly because his man always helps on the ball handler. Also, by being in the dunkers spot and still not being an offensive threat, his man is able to help contest every shot at the rim making it harder for everyone to score at the rim (and draw less fouls and generate less open 3s because the help never has to come from the perimeter).

      In a league that makes it as easy for the offense as possible. 

    • 2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

      Looch probably gives him a run for his money, but as far as I know Looch never robbed a charity golf tournament for his own benefit.

      True to form, the Sooners had a convicted felon as a mod right?  James hale?

    • 13 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

      Evans’s Texas visit social posts seem to be doing twice the numbers of his Aggy posts. Also they are also out performing his Florida posts even though they’ve been up for less than 24 hours. I wonder if that’s important for a kid like that with the NIL effect looming. 

      I'll take any advantage we can get, but it's absurd that this is a potential metric in recruiting now. I'm off to yell at clouds....

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