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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. “How can anyone be happy with a moderate gain when we all thought the market was royally fucked?”
  2. It seems all the panic fueled maniacs have gone back in their closet. I look forward to seeing them again when the market does more market things.
  3. But, we ain’t got no sense, LT Dan.
  4. No, she sells the bottom and buys the top. Get your fund managers straight!
  5. Buying these was the equivalent of catching a falling knife.
  6. They also filed for a $300M offering, so dilution incoming.
  7. Excuse me, Sir. This is the stonks thread. Hookers and blow should wait until IBRX rockets to the moon. The goal is a lifetime of hookers and blow while traveling the world, not one weekend in Vegas.
  8. Maybe it was his lack of concentration during camps.
  9. “They can’t keep getting away with this.” There’s no justice.
  10. Gig-‘em chants incoming during one game a year.
  11. I think Kanye just wrote a song that has a great beat and can be used when he’s coming on the field to kick.
  12. Correct, but then a USC coach sent him a text, “We use TE like the NFL.” That sealed the deal.
  13. UUUU with some after hours positive energy.
  14. I'm assuming a few Surly members received the class action settlement email regarding IBRX?
  15. My advice, disconnect your economics education from your short-term trading.
  16. This news isn’t sensational enough. We must twist it a bit.
  17. Probably from the same group of liars the rest of the data comes from.
  18. I've been seeing multiple reports of this from other sources regarding JPM and Goldman's numbers. This could get ugly...
  19. Thanks for bringing back those memories…
  20. I pulled your mom's hair to provide guidance.
  21. Just pain killers, from constantly stepping on it?
  22. The Stockfather has spoken: Buffett said he doesn’t see many attractive investments that he understands these days, but he believes that one day Berkshire will be “bombarded with opportunities that we will be glad we have the cash for.”
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