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  1. I remember watching Baa Baa Black Sheep as a kid. I remember in one episode one of the guys accidentally shot down one of the other guys in the squadron. Later they showed his plane and he had an American flag under the canopy where they put their kills. Still cracks me up to this day.
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    Bidet Meta Threas

    Installed my Bio Bidet USPA 6800 Luxury Bidet Seat yesterday. I've had the Lux cheapies for a while and they are fine but this is the shit! On sale this month at Costco for $199 (normally $369) while supplies last. Between the oscillating stream and the dryer, my butt hole is feeling quite pampered. My wife is skeptical but I think the warm water stream will bring her around. She wasn't a fan of the cold water on the cheap ones. I never had a problem with it. I also think the adjustable pressure will be a sell for her, but I really don't give a shit. This is my baby all the way.
  3. Oscar? He's got a lot of wiener.
  4. Are you kidding? He'll always have Planet Wolfmeister!
  5. Dude had three ships sunk out from under him. I'm not sure I'd want to serve on that bad boy.
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    Larry Flynt

    Great read about a great American. Thanks.
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    Countryisms

    Momma's biscuits taste so good if you put one on top of your head your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get to it.
  8. Union rule #1: Never take a shit on your own time.
  9. My folks live on 3 acres and the house is dead center and not visible from the road. Just a mailbox and gravel drive weaving through the woods. It takes a pretty brave soul to walk down there uninvited. On day my Dad hears their red healer Buster going ape shit. He looks out in the driveway and sees 3 Mormons standing back to back while Buster circles them with his hackles up and looking like he'll murder them at any moment. He laughed for a while and then opened the front door and said "When I call him you have 10 seconds to be gone". They were and he's never been visited since. That was about 20 years ago. He thinks he's on a list somewhere.
  10. I have no doubt y'all crossed paths. Dad graduated from Travis in '62 and his brother in '64. They lived on Harwood Place just off Travis Heights. My Grandfather was APD so they couldn't get too out of control but they got into plenty of mischief.
  11. You probably ran into my Dad and his hoodlum Travis Heights friends. I've heard more Pig Stand stories over the years than I could possibly remember.
  12. I enjoyed it. I'm not sure why a Terminator movie has to be taken so seriously. It's a movie about time traveling killer robots. It's not as good as the first two, sure, but it's still a pretty good action movie.
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