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Francisco 2.0

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  1. https://jalopnik.com/teslas-quality-control-is-so-bad-customers-are-taking-d-1851369990\
  2. https://jalopnik.com/senator-ted-cruz-forces-amendment-into-faa-bill-to-give-1851372324
  3. Looking forward to the State of Texas forcing users to prove their age to use Twitter. I'm imagining the amount of concern that this will create:
  4. Yep. But I didn't get a cute butterfly decal for the backglass of my SUV.
  5. I've driven over it a dozen times or more in my life (last summer was the most recent). I just kinda zone out and hope for the best. Of course, most of the time I've crossed it I'm headed to Harris Crab House (highly recommended). Years ago, I had a portable GPS unit, so on a whim, I turned it on. At the highest part of the bridge it showed me just over 200 feet above sea level.
  6. Japan laughs and says hold my beer:
  7. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-rncs-fundraising-hole-is-even-deeper-than-it-looks?ref=home?ref=home
  8. Counterpoint: bitch quit using her fucking name just because Trump hated her uncle.
  9. While we are piling on Jack, let's revist the August 2023 court decision that didn't allow him to take his name back: Jack Nicklaus Loses Attempt to Regain Control of His Name and Likeness https://www.si.com/golf/news/jack-nicklaus-loses-attempt-to-regain-control-of-his-name-and-likeness
  10. What could possibly go wrong. https://electrek.co/2024/03/25/elon-musk-mandates-tesla-install-demo-full-self-driving-beta-every-new-delivery/
  11. Did it two years ago in January. Drank a bunch of chicken stock the day prior, since that was the allowed "food" I could ingest. What everyone else says about the shitting of water and whatnot is true. I do recall apologizing profusely to the cute nurse who was attending to me in post-op for I was a farting machine. She just laughed at me. Doc sent me some pretty color pictures of the inside of my colon; he found a polyp that was later ruled benign. He tattoo'd the spot where he cut it out and told me in 10 (8 now) years to come back for another colonoscopy, just to see if anything grew back in the spot.
  12. This motherfucker gets every break known to man. It's amazing.
  13. This. And in Vegas, they can drop you off at the front, where an Uber at some places drops you off around back or wherever, because that is the designated rideshare spot.
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