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  1. Well, except offensive linemen. But most errbody.
  2. Forbes: Trump's net worth has dropped one billion dollars due to Coronavirus https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2020/04/02/trumps-net-worth-drops-1-billion-as-coronavirus-infects-the-presidents-business/#2b199f6a727d
  3. Maybe Marty is actually an insurance salesman in Poughkipsee who writing a novel about a guy who's dreaming about Marty being from Chicago and in that dream Marty from Chicago has moved to Missouri?
  4. I thought the worst flu season on record occurred in 1918 and millions died.
  5. Page 666 is going to be the one where all hell breaks loose.
  6. Lean on Me is my favorite, but I've shuffled around many lonely rooms in my life while singing "Ain't No Sunshine."
  7. Huh ... It was working when I posted it. I'm not sure why it's dead now. Did a google search and it turned up nothing. I'm not sure what to say except that you may see me tonight with an illegal smile.
  8. In recovery. I was pretty sure if two bouts of cancer didn't take him out, this wouldn't. https://finbarhobanpresents.com/good-news-john-prine-is-out-of-intensive-care-and-in-a-stable-condition/
  9. My friend Eric listened to the report on the radio and bought it hook, line and sinker. He was telling me about this guy who was hitting 168 mph on the radar gun and I was saying "No way. Nolan Ryan barely gets over 100 mph," but he was insistent. Imagine the egg on his face, metaphorically speaking, when it was revealed to be a prank. https://www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/15/curious-case-sidd-finch
  10. Am I the only one who thinks that the Rogue Melania account just isn't funny? I mean, it could be were it done by a better satirist but it's just all low-hanging fruit.
  11. My ex-girlfriend has serious webmaster skills, a PHD and is the leading a major university's remote learning division right now. She says that headhunters are breaking down her door. Kinda wish we'd stayed together. 🙂
  12. My car's license registration expired a couple of months ago and I need to get it inspected before going to the tax office to register it. Anybody know of any inspection place around Austin that is open? Just randomly driving around my hood it looks like all of them are closed.
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