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Fellow Surly members, I want to wish you all a wonderful and very Merry Christmas. I was given the best present tonight. We buried my Stepmother (AKA Badass Mom) on Monday and today my dad decided to drive 6 hours to come and surprise me and spend Christmas with me and my son. He lives in North Texas where he guards our wonderful state border against Land Thieves. It is almost 4 AM and I am pretty shitfaced after drinking with the good Colonel. We told war stories, lies, and talked shit about ex girl friends and celebrated the life of his wonderful wife. I never expected him to come here and as stated, spending the night with him was the best present I could ever receive. Well that and aggy fucking up their bowl game. I hope you all feel joy today and tomorrow and I am thankful to be part of this group. Merry Christmas to all! Inka39 points
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Jordan Whittington just started following Marion and Marion just started following a ton of Texas staff members and 9.95ers. It looks like he is the guy.31 points
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Because the jibes at Biden's competence are astounding, given the evidence of mental, and every other kind of incompetence displayed by his predecessor. The pro-Biden people are not uniform in their support or "like" of Biden except in the context of the last election, in other words, the alternative to Biden. Given the binary nature of presidential elections in this country, expressing disdain for Biden pretty strongly implies support or preference for his opponent. So, yeah, but Trump it is. Until someone wants to legitimately criticize one or more of his policies, instead of making fun of the man himself, they will be treated poorly. And, making fun of his campaign promise to "shut down" COVID, given the actual measures Biden has attempted, and the reason they have failed, is not really a good-faith argument. Saying that COVID was going to beat our ass no matter what might be a different thing. But Biden has attempted far more leadership on the issue than his predecessor.18 points
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Read? Who do you think posted that?16 points
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So, it's my "extended" family, sort-of. The events occur last night. My GF has daughter that's married with two kids. Nice family. SIL ("John" for purposes of this post) is from Rancho Santa Fe...his folks have some dough. So, John's Mom decides to take John, his wife, and his two kids to see a live production of "Grinch" at the Old Globe in San Diego. For those that aren't familiar, The Old Globe is a pretty cool venue that does a ton of stuff that ends up on Broadway. Anyway, she springs for front-row seats. Hires two limos. One for John, wife, and kids, and another for herself and John's Dad. John and family are about 35 miles N of the venue, so it's a fairly long limo ride. Each limo is stocked with nice champagne, shrimp cocktails, chocolates, etc. Everybody dressed in their Sunday best. So they get there, arrange for the limo drivers to return at a set time, and go in. But, they don't get in, because the $1600 worth of tickets that she bought are fakes, and it's a full house with no room anywhere. John's mom is so upset...loses her shit, feels like an idiot, is crying, etc. (She's a super-lovely woman, not crazy as far as I can tell). Anyway, in her upset-ness, she slips on the wet sidewalk and faceplants. 911 is called, and she's taken away in an ambulance. Ambulance won't let John's dad go because COVID, so they get an uber. Ambulance takes her to a ghetto ER full of homeless, stabbing victims, etc. John's wife is calling the limo driver to get a ride back home and he's not answering. Wife and kids have to get an expensive uber home, and John, once he sees that Mom is stable, catches another expensive uber home so he can get his car and come back to drive Mom and Dad home. Mom has a concussion, and her face is bruised and bloodied. Merry Christmas everyone!14 points
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"Hope he's owning some t sips in heaven" If he is, it would be the first time.12 points
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Not sure if a place where "guns up" is their tag line might be the best place for you bro... but you do you12 points
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Merry Christmas, you surly bastards. Y’all have made these past few weeks a helluva lot of fun. May God bless you with peace, love, and Longhorn success. And happy holidays to all you non-Christmas surly bastards as well. Mazel Tov, As Salaam Alaikum, etc.11 points
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My whole family has convened on the BIL's patio for a relative I've never met to perform a fire dancing routine.11 points
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And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" "It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!" "It came without packages, boxes or bags!" And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"10 points
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The evolution of this forum from mostly republican to mostly not is a reflection of the fact that not all conservative minded people with values founded in Christianity have abandoned the teachings of Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas.10 points
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As someone who has worked with special Olympics for a couple if decades now it's my opinion many of the people I worked with are more loyal and honest than 99+% of the population10 points
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Mele Kalikicovid is Hawaii's way to say Covid ruined your Hawaii Bowl10 points
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It never ceases to amaze me when Republicans try to take the moral high ground on racism, of all things. It's right up there with claiming to be the Party of Family Values while not giving a shit how many people's kids get killed by your big dick guns and voting for a guy who cheated on his wife with a hooker. It's as if every Republican is competing for some secret prize for who can be the most blatantly hypocritical walking contradiction and they're all winning.9 points
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Don’t forget, when CdC asked the aggy AD to schedule a OOC game with Texas, they said they were “filled up”. Then a month or two later put Prairie View in that slot. freaking liars9 points
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Teachings of Christ (as interpreted by the deplorable) are now: Fuck Brown People, Get Green Money. Despite my vehement atheism, I wish a Merry Christmas to all you fuckers. Remember the Golden Rule, show gratitude to the people in your life that have earned it, and pray that we can pull out of this tailspin before we John Denver the USA into the side of fascism mountain.9 points
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As an immigrant... there really is no place I would rather be. I firmly believe my parents made the right decision. If it wasn't for some family already in TX, we very well may have ended up in Austria of all places. America's great in many areas, but come on people not all. And there shouldn't be anything wrong with pointing that out (the good and bad). As a society we should always strive to be exceptional. However, to ignore the bad and just keep on keeping on..well that's pretty asinine.8 points
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I love that we can take stabs at one another, talk shit and come back do it again tomorrow ! Merry Christmas you A-holes !8 points
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Trump exposed major problems in the country. 1. Propaganda (We have no laws or systems in place to stop unmitigated foreign propaganda) 2. Two Party System (if one of the parities turns fascist, it will split the country) 3. Racism (alive and well) 4. Idiocy (the majority of humans lack critical thinking skills)8 points
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The entire thing is just so aggy. The last 2 bowl games aggy fans wouldn't shut up about "play the game" and "don't make excuses about opt outs". The moment it looks like aggy would be at a disadvantage they puss out of their bowl game. Then you have the fact their entire history is based on 12th man and players stepping up for a depleted roster. All bullshit. On top of that, you now have vocal anti-vaxxers/Covid deniers arguing to trust the science and to be cautious with Covid. It's truly remarkable yet so damn aggy. I don't know how these people aren't embarrassed. The saying "aggy jokes write themselves" couldn't be more true.8 points
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You know who doctors administer cognitive tests to? Patients they suspect have dementia and patients who have have had recent head trauma.7 points
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