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  1. On 9/2/2024 at 10:03 PM, Brisketexan said:


    Shit, I’d forgotten about this. Ouch.

    This seems to be the final post by YGifs.

    Maybe we should al rep the shit out of it?  Go on a +rep spree; Brisket, maybe your "announcement" post (thread?) can get a bump & a request.  A sort of digital "punch your medals into the casket" thing?

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  2. Tonight, Ravens Chiefs, Mrs. ROFL:
    Her:  ¿Why isn't that a touchdown just because his toe is on the white part?
     
    Me:  2 reasons.
    1.  If a receiver steps out of bounds (without being forced by another player, i.e. CB, LB, Saf), he cannot be the 1st to touch the ball after the QB throws it.
    2.  More importantly, when he caught the ball, one of his feet were out of bounds (even by a toe) & therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass.
    Her:  Why can't he catch the ball & then pull his foot back into the green (field / inbound) area?
     
    Me
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  3. 3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

    lulz image.png.8286bfeb4bf8f4f250105f0f3a99cc56.png

    I heard an interview yesterday on NPR with supposed US citizens / Hispanics who can vote but didn't speak English.  The guy said "I like his economy & don't know anything about Kamala.  I will vote Trump."

     

    I hope he remembers that when he is stopped on a street corner while walking because he "looks illegal" & when he is yeeted into Mexico because he didn't have his papers readily available.

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  4. 5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

     

    So when do we get to the "Death" part of the Death Cult? Covid did its best, but fell short. 

     

     

    At a minimum, thousands of Qcumber voters were removed from the voting rolls due to their own insistence that "It's just the flu or a cold".

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  5. Not my Mom, but a friend of hers, 83 years old (or close to it).  Took her & my Mom to the Spectrum store in Sunset Valley (Brodie Lane) so the friend could get a new phone (& also get some TexaDelphia).
    Friend already had an Android but she was virus laden & supposedly there was no way to wipe it.
    Anyhow, I explained to her prob. 6 times about her password (easy 4 digit info that is very relevant to her knowledge base).
    After lunch & as we were dropping her off, I reviewed 4x what her PW is & how to enter it / had her repeat the process each time.
     
    4 Days later, I get a call: "Hi, I finally figured out how to unlock my phone.  I can make calls now."
     
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