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ROFL BOX

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  1. It happens with enough frequency so it would seem there is a need to compile occasions of Trump fans who are arrested / charged / plead guilty ouilty / convicted of [all things child abuse / Sexual Assault / Rape / sex trafficking / pedophilia activity].

    It always seems the accused are #NotGay @NotLesbian #NotBi #NotTrans #NotADragQueen 

    & Of course we can start with the obvious: Donald J. Trump, the asshole Pedo in Charge.

     

     

     

    ¹ALL persons listed / named are presumed innocent until found guilty in a legally binding court of law.

    ²We can all be certain there are Democrats who also perpetrate this heinous activity, however it does appear the overwhelming majority are Republicans / MAGA / GQP'ers / Qcumbers.  (Insert Cuomo here)

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  2. Non car: getting eye injections this coming Thursday, 39 Oct 25 for my retinopathy  ¿yay?  If it improves my vision by even 50%, I'll take it.  The very idea of having your eyes open while receiving injections in them is freaky deaky.

    And now...

    When it fucking rains, it fucking pours (now with skunk piss blended in):
     
    2007 Tahoe, vehicle trouble
    Dashboard notifications are:.
    ● Stabilibilitrack
    ● Traction Control
    ◆◆"Reduced Engine Speed"
     
    I have looked this up & the internet tells me:


    The "reduced vehicle speed" warning on a 2007 Tahoe, accompanied by Stabilitrak and traction control lights, is typically caused by a system detecting a problem and activating "limp mode" for safety. Common culprits include issues with the throttle body/pedal sensor, wheel speed sensors, or engine misfires, which can be confirmed by using an OBD-II scanner to check for trouble codes.    Common causes
    • Throttle body/pedal sensor issues:  A faulty throttle position sensor (TPS) or accelerator pedal position sensor is a very common cause, often triggered by a faulty throttle body, which sends incorrect information to the engine control module.   
    • Wheel speed sensor failure:  A malfunctioning wheel speed (ABS) sensor can trigger the lights and affect Stabilitrak, as the system relies on them to monitor wheel speed and compare it to other wheels.   
    • Engine misfires:  Cylinder misfires, often caused by bad spark plugs, coils, or fuel injectors, can cause engine speed fluctuations that the Stabilitrak system interprets as a loss of control, leading to the warning.   
    • Other sensor or wiring problems:  Faulty steering angle sensors, low brake fluid, or issues with the transmission range sensor can also trigger these warnings.   
    How to diagnose and fix
    1. Scan for codes:  Use an OBD-II scanner to check for diagnostic trouble codes (DTCs). This is the most important first step, as it will point you to the specific faulty component.   
    2. Check the throttle body and sensors:  Inspect and clean the throttle body. If the issue persists, the throttle position and pedal position sensors may need replacement.   
    3. Inspect wheel speed sensors and wiring:  Check for any visible damage to the wheel speed sensor wiring and connectors, which are often exposed to the elements.   
    4. Address engine misfires:  If misfire codes are present, diagnose and replace faulty parts like spark plugs, coils, or fuel injectors, recommends JustAnswer.   
    5. Reset the system:  After making a repair, clear the trouble codes. This may require a professional scan tool or disconnecting the battery, according to JustAnswer.   
    6. Check brake fluid and transmission:  Ensure the brake fluid level is correct. If the vehicle is also shifting hard, check the transmission fluid and consider having the transmission range sensor inspected or replaced.    As if we aren't broke enough.  To all the Shag² mechanics, please comment / advise on what you know.


  3. 5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    Don't ask a question that (1) you don't want the answer to, and (2) they've already answered.

    This is exactly the perilous road many folks around here discussed when SCOTUS issued its "the President has absolute immunity for everything he does" decision.  All he has to do is make any act he takes be colorably within the scope of his duties (and hey, "execution and enforcement of our laws" sounds pretty colorable), and he has absolute immunity.  Seriously.  Even if the basis is on the "outer perimeter" of his powers, he has a presumption of immunity, and the only way it can be overcome is to show that the act was purely (as in entirely, 100%) private in nature.  But because functionally everything the POTUS does, outside of golfing, is at least tangentially within the scope of his powers and duties, that exception is meaningless.

    So, all we need is an internal memo declaring Macanudo to be an active terrorist threat against the United States, he sends a Hellfire missile into your AMC Pacer as you're driving the Sonic one day, and he has 100%, complete and total immunity.  Note that the designation of you as a terrorist doesn't have to be accurate. It really doesn't even have to be rational or defensible.  The very act of designating you as such is a discretionary call within the scope of his duties, and thus....total immunity.  Ironically, if he ordered you arrested, you'd have some protections: writ of habeas corpus, all that stuff.  But if he just skips all that, and kills you....he is worry-free.  He has total immunity.

    This is the end-game.  The president has the power to kill anyone -- and that necessarily means EVERYONE -- and he is not answerable for that at all.

    The ABSOLUTELY WORST thing Biden never did was use that given authority to do what we all recognize should gave been done.

  4. 1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

    You might need those Cabela’s points for clothes. 
    You’re going to p.m. me your mailing address. I’m going to buy the $150 card and give it back to you. You’re going to take your wife out for her 60th birthday. There is no fucking way being married to you can be easy. 
    If you fuck me over on this deal and double-sell the card, I’m going to send Derka to your house and tell him that you think Ewers is twice the quarterback as Colt McCoy. 

    What if I'm secretly a "Chris Simms" guy?

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