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Posts posted by Herpa Derpa
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The performances in this were absolutely atrocious. They tried to capture the effortless cool of the Clooney/Pitt flicks and failed miserably. Bullock as a cynical tough was a miscast. The others insisted upon themselves.
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11 hours ago, tbone_ said:
Just learned today that the presumed successor to our current CEO is aggy. Fuck me. And here I thought the future looked really good.
The future is bright...for .the competition.
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5 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:
OTOH, it's pretty alarming when Wendelstedt can say "I don't care who it was" and he knows there likely won't be any repercussions for him.
This is the bigger deal to me. Literal confession that he makes up his own rules.
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22 hours ago, UTEE97 said:
I get along fine with people who matter.
I doubt you know anyone that would truly qualify for that descriptor. Unless you know a nurse.
Paystubs or STFU.
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5 hours ago, utee94 said:
Ryan Reynolds has hooked up with the hottest chicks, over-acted badly in many of his early roles, made hundreds of millions of dollars on business dealings on top of his movie earnings, and even owns an English soccer team. There are so many reasons for me to be jealous of him and hate him.
But I don't. I can't. Instead, he is my man-crush.
LFG
One of my great celebrity sightings was when I was seated at a table in the main room at Commander's Palace and he and co-star (Green Lantern) Blake Lively wound through the dining room on their way to an upstairs private dinner. Nobody in my party understood why I was more excited to see Michael Eugene Leslie "Berg" Bergen in person than the other one. As he was still married to ScarJo at the time, I probably witnessed him getting as close to a puppy drowning scumbag as he has ever been with that tryst.
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Bison are going to fuck up the Buffaloes.
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The answer is so obvious it appears to be escaping most of y'all.
2 QB set with Majors the only one who knows where the hike is going.
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9 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
I'll be very disappointed if we're not a high seeded playoff team.
Gotta win your conference if you want that. Best the #2 in a conference can get is a 5 seed.
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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:
There's a "Your mom took the red pill instead of the blue pill, and here you are" joke in here somewhere
Your mom forgot her red pill when I took my blue pill and bingo bango here you are.
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Best of the year so far.
If you're looking for a side, you're missing the point.
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22 hours ago, Vertigo said:
a day drinking MILF
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Reports: David Pierce to take over as Texas pitching coach
After cycling through three pitching coaches in the last five years, the Longhorns head coach is going to assume control himself.
2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:10 Texas 6.23 9-6 15 0 5 133.0 154 96 92 66 116-34 27 2 31 530 .291 14 14 0 6 2 - 1
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On 4/14/2024 at 1:04 PM, YGIFS said:
I have no idea who Dua Lipa is, and I wish her all the best. But this is gonna be a tough act to follow, literally.
15 hours ago, royiv said:Google is your friend here. She’s insanely attractive.
Love me some Stapleton and Gosling is a goddamn treasure, but I would toss them both out of a moving plane for a chance to be murdered by Dua Lipa.
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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:
They don't think they need help at TE but the staff also doesn't see a TE1 on the roster.
A TE1 on that offense would be like slapping a set of Pirellis on your '98 Yugo hatchback. Might look nice, but still won't make a damn bit of difference.
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8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
At this point I think we'd be better off with the actual Tom Herman as our baseball coach.
Nah, I've seen his swing.
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17 hours ago, Deej said:
Wisconsin? When's the Dahmer Challenge?
I heard his purées were to die for.
14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:LCK is pretty entertaining so far.
No spoiler cuz all should be watching, but If you ain’t watching LCK you’re missing Soo much of the competition. Will be hilarious to watch reaction if Soo does make it out and comes waltzing into the room. Everybody be like, who the fuck is this guy?
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I don't know if someone from an Urban Meyer fanbase should lecture anyone about the ethics and morality of a Head Coach.
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3 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:
I have been on teams like that. Once you start losing, it becomes contagious, you start finding ways to lose and choking in the big moments. Really easy to lose the locker room after that unless you are an amazing coach. There are always a couple of guys who give 1000% but the majority of the team just quits and starts looking forward to next season.
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I find it hard to believe something like cancer could kill OJ. I just hope someone is searching for the real killer.
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7 hours ago, TejasPedro said:
Not sure why, but I feel like I might have just watched DP’s last Longhorn Coached game.
With all due respect, that's just an absolutely dumbass thing to feel. You really think CDC is going to fire a coach with a winning record in the middle of the season? Recalibrate my man.
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52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
douchebag parents = douchebag kids
proven over and over
Circle of life.
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43 minutes ago, Js1 said:
That restaurant looks sad.
13 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:Looks like Waco
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You're all wrong. It's spelled K-U-N-T.