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stork642

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  1. 49 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I expect Jalen Catalon to lay wood to Jordan Whittington in a scrimmage two weeks from now, at which point both players will shatter into millions of little pieces of glass. 

    Now that this has been spoken it can not be undone.  Much like when my wife mentions pizza as an option for dinner. I will be extremely disappointed if this doesn’t happen.  If there are truly football gods I will be enjoying a slice of pizza while watching said collision live.  

  2. 14 hours ago, Handcruser said:


    Yes this is true.

    My nephew is being recruited by LSU and he’s being offered an NIL deal with a free 1978 Pinto for all 4 years, unlimited Gumbo at Ralph and Kacoo’s, 24 Nutria pelts, 4 Raccoon fur hats, a free 18 foot airboat, an accordion with free Zydeco lessons, and a miniature pet alligator.

    This hits close to home.  When I was a kid the family was headed to Disney when the Bonneville broke down in Baytown.  Undeterred the 5 of us regrouped and jumped into the Pinto Wagon and hooked it to Florida.  It was like Lord of the Flies in that back seat.  At one point I was wishing someone would rear end us and end the suffering.

     

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