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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. 1. Jack Nicholson 88 2. Roger Daltry 81 3. Barbra Streisand 83 4. Jack Nicklaus 85 5. Mike Ditka 86 6. Madonna 67 7. Al Roker 71 8. Michael J. FOX 64 9. Mary Lou Retton 57 10. Adele 37
  2. There is no dark humor as hysterical as Brooks relaying to Reiner how Brooks' father passed away at the Beverly Hilton immediately following a comedic routine where he brought down the house. "Is there a doctor in the house?" and the crooner sent onstage to sing his big hit of the day (that was about a lover being destroyed by grief) to settle the audience.
  3. That's not measles. Those are Freedom Scars!
  4. Well damn.
  5. Nailed the 60 yarder!!
  6. Can Rivers get them 10 more yards for a FG try?
  7. That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
  8. Cook with the TD. Bills back up.
  9. How sweet was the hand off after the pick? That looked like a Team USA 4x100 exchange.
  10. Burrows pick 6. Buh-bye, Bengals.
  11. Pats house the run on the next series. What a game.
  12. Watching the live update now. 2 confirmed dead w/ 7 still hospitalized. They keep remarking about a "unique characteristic to his weapon" that helped to identify it as the one used in the shooting. And now the special report on the Brown University shooting is broken into to report a mass shooting at Bondi Beach in Australia with at least 11 dead by 2 shooters using long guns and targeting a Jewish gathering for the celebration of Hannukah.
  13. CBS Sports Network is broadcasting the march on. Pretty frigging cool.
  14. That's worse than Dukakis on a tank.
  15. This one's gonna be tough to beat, folks. Big lead in the clubhouse.
  16. Well, yeah...the technicians rewarded for achievements in sound and SFX are known to be freaky. /nokinkshame.
  17. Hey Texas, Indiana just showed you how it's done. Fuck you Paxton, Abbott, Patrick, et al.
  18. His is by far the tiniest prick she's ever felt.
  19. So take that bad cartoon, put US taxpayer on the left, Trump in the middle, and Donnie Jr on the right taking $620 million and you've got...self ownage?
  20. Same sentiment. U2, Lanois and Eno managed to capture the feel of a band sweeping in like an ominous (divine) bird of prey (redemption), flying over the desert and asking if you have the commitment to join them on that undetermined journey. "It's all I can do" is such a touchstone to the Glimmer Twins asking what else can a poor boy do 'cept sing for a rock 'n roll band.
  21. And the message is: "announce your racism vocally and proudly and you too may experience an economic windfall greater than your previous decade of earnings at the minimum wage job you were barely qualified to hold."
  22. LP - Business as Usual, Men At Work (gift) Cassette - Synchronicity, The Police (gift) CD - Nebraska, Springsteen (my money)
  23. So...are you in the will?
  24. How much did the first ho get paid for that painful video op? $250K?
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