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The Earl of Texas

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  1. My favorite non-Texas blowout was when Colorado walked all over Nebraska in 2001. Buffs backfield was fucking amazing, Chris Brown went for 200 and Bobby Purify went for 150. Nebraska was #1... they got fucking murdered 62-36 and the score doesn’t tell how bad it really was. Like a Mike Tyson fight, they rung the bell and Colorado started throwing knockout punches. 

  2. 57 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

    So, the title of that segment is "All the way up: Baker Mayfield."?

     

    All the way up what, exactly?

    Don’t be dumb. Heisman and Number 1 draft pick, from a walk-on. 

    Doesnt mean he’s not a douchebag. Everyone agrees on that part. 

    Him and Colin Cowherd in the same room... like a black hole of cockbreath

  3. 16 minutes ago, ausjala said:

    My Mom died 12 years ago, after being a 35 year survivor of breast cancer. She was a nurse, and wrote the first training manuals for nurses aides that were used when the UT Nursing school was first started. I don't care for your or any other person on here insulting Moms. So keep your crap to yourself.

    Your Mom manually nursed my cock

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  4. Just now, UT Lawnghorn said:

    Lulz. I'm not trying to murder the guy. I like Baizer. I just found the $9.95er thread and got a good laugh so I thought I'd share.

    No need to feel bad... he did this shit to himself. You simply stated the facts. Grown fucking man shouldn’t be slinking around like that anyway, you did him a favor - only good that can come of it is if he’s embarrassed enough to stop acting like a little bitch.

  5. On 6/4/2018 at 11:24 PM, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

    To be fair to lubuttock it is a dry, chafed shithole that everyone constantly scratches. Despite any remedy attempted, it still bleeds black and red. The production is either fast and loose or slow and tarry; doctors have yet to discern this obvious severe mental deficiency for as to why anyone would want to be so shitty all the time.

     I’ve been to both places several times. I always had a much better time in Lubbock. There was no comparison. 

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  6. 7 hours ago, Sejjr said:

    So weird all these random "women" who are huge aggy supporters. Did they not attend the women's coaching clinic last year?

     She’s not a fan of Aggy, she’s a fan of Jimbo. When this thing starts to fall apart, watching these clowns turn on one another will be every bit as enjoyable as any other Aggy meltdown.

    We should be thanking her for getting so involved.

  7. 3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    I kind of agree. he had control, stopped his momentum and started to go back towards the field.  be better if our players just catch the ball and wait 5 or 6 seconds to celebrate though.

    I don’t think he discarded the baseball in celebration. Based on the replays I saw I felt when he was pulling the ball back towards him it hit the railing while in his glove and knocked it free as he raised his hand to celebrate.

  8. 18 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

     

    He's one of the best closers in the game and we'd love to have him. Quit sounding like aggy. 

    Nobody said he wasn’t good.

    They said he looks like a fucking idiot hanging his arm down like that, and they’re right.

  9. When I was a kid one of the major television networks broadcasted Hondo in 3-D. You had to go by Randall’s and pick up your glasses in order to watch it. My dad was so fucking excited.   My dad made hamburgers and baked beans and all sorts of “cowboy food“. One of the only times as a kid I truly saw my dad just get casually drunk on a Sunday. 

     With all that said, it’s OK, but it certainly isn’t some piece of shit or his worst effort. 

    Long live The Duke.

     

     

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