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Pato del Muerto

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  1. 4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    ^
    i am picturing Abbott and Paxton rushing to jerk off to videos of “Trump Sex God”, then realizing the other one of them had internet porn turned off in Texas and this “2024 Lone Star Boner Jams” is another victim of Cancel Culture…

    But Slit Slam is still on since it’s an in-person (hehe) event, right?  I think it’s in Freeport this year, and there’s a connected redfish charter. 

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  2. 10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.  

    And make sure you say "yes" in English.  When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si".  Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.

    ¡Que lastima!

  3. 4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Are you one of the last few holdouts who actually believes the shit you're shoveled from the state-run media regarding "life and news"? I don't venture into the political discussions very often, which you've pushed into the discussion here because you guys cannot help yourselves, but I've not seen a "trust the media" honk in the wild in what feels like forever.

    Don’t know how you gathered any of that from my post, in which I say nothing about myself. 
     

    I’ll try from a different direction- the only area in these peoples’ lives that they believe what the institutional authority is telling them is Aggie athletics. 

    • Hook 'Em 2
  4. 16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

    First post. He's been here a while.

    "New poster, long time lurker from Llano TX I feel much better about Christian Jones being on this roster with banks and Campbell to come 🤘🏼 Just signed up for burnt ends"

    Ok then I guess he’s dumb and also it must be difficult to post with a phone in one hand and a shovel in the other digging a ditch. 

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