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Pato del Muerto

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Posts posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. 1 minute ago, satyanash said:

    There is an obscene amount of time left and SCar's offense already looks like it's done scoring. 

    It's going to end up a 31-20 type of A&M win, guys. Calm down

    Live in the now, bro. It’s more fun. 

  2. Just now, TexasMan said:

    Hard disagree. You take away my only love and my whole way of life, and within a day or two you want me to "cheer up", smile, and move on? I'd be just as mad and frustrated as her. Only difference is, I'd be in the brown liquor. 

    You'd demand they stock an entire grocery store for you so you can shop there to be independent?

  3. 7 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

    I want a journalist to ask Clinton if trump swallows or spits, just for the grin on ol' Bill's face.

    Which one, he should ask in reply.

  4. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    That's because you didn't take "Advanced Stupid" as a language course in college.

    I took it pass/fail. Which, ironically, is stupid enough to have earned an A. 

  5. 13 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

    So now that deportations are happening bigly and by the millions in numbers nobody has ever seen before, when can we expect the housing market to cool and prices to come down to a reasonable rate for middle-income Americans? 

    And what are you going to do for the millions of Americans who will have just lost a large portion of their house value, while still maintaining the same mortgage amount?  Help the people, or wait for the tsunami of forecloses to happen and then help the banks again?

  6. On 11/12/2025 at 5:56 PM, The Dog said:

    Remember- the problem for Trump and the GOP is that this is THEIR baby. 

    They are the ones who campaigned on this all throughout 2024.

    It was people like Patel and Boingboing who promoted the conspiracy theory around these files.

    They are the ones who released a bunch of binders (PHASE ONE!) to MAGA influencers - who discovered it was stuff they already knew.

    It was AG Blondie who said “THE FILES ARE ON MY DESK!”

    Democrats didn’t give a shit. 

    THEN…

    The FBI found Trump’s name all over the files. 

    Blondie and Kash tell Trump.

    Trump tells them to kill it, resulting in the infamous “nothing to see here case closed” memo.

    MAGA goes ballistic on Blondie.

    Blondie tries to throw Kash and Boingboing under the bus.

    Kash and Boingboing retaliate.

    Democrats say “heeyyy….maybe releasing these files isn’t a bad idea!”

    And guess what? MAGA AGREES!

    The Democrats didn’t a great job just applying gentle pressure, simply saying “Release the Epstein Files” as a retort to any idiotic thing MAGA reps said.

    Now the GOP is stuck in a trap of their own creation, and cannot make it go away.

    Glorious.

    For 'tis the sport to have the engineer / Hoist with his own petard

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