Posts posted by Pato del Muerto
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7 minutes ago, C-Man said:
'Hitler likely had a micropenis'
It's science. (This seemed like the optimal thread to dump this in. Birds of a feather flock together and all.)
And he only had one ball.
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16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Tylenol is poison.
Ibuprofen is poison.
Vaccines are murder.
But...Ivermectin cures....literally everything. All medications will be Ivermectin from here on out. Got a headache? Ivermectin. Cancer? Ivermectin. Heart disease? Ivermectin. Any and all viral illnesses? Ivermectin. Staph infection? Ivermectin.
We are in the dumbest timeline. But don't worry, it gets stupendously dumber every fucking day.
and glp-1s are a miracle drug and now they are affordable!!
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14 hours ago, Buzzrock said:
A lot of cars / vehicles are traveling at low enough speeds for the occupant(s) to survive a crash, or are even sitting still. Lots of injuries for sure but I don’t think every car crash or even the majority would be fatal.
Good thing that everyone woke up a doctor/emt/trauma surgeon. Did you guys see a lot of aid being rendered?
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On 11/8/2025 at 9:06 AM, South Austin said:
Not really similar, because the victim and murderer lived in the same neighborhood and had been antagonistic toward each other, and at the time of the murder I recall the victim went to the murderer’s house to confront her about behaviors toward the victim’s kids.
This was the murder of a complete minority stranger who just knocked on a door.
But still, two murders by two racists emboldened by laws enacted to cloak their racism.
Shot and killed through a still locked and intact door is the similarity.
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6 hours ago, Loose Stool said:
they never "ACTUALLY" fired him, why was he not been at practice the past few weeks and why the hell wasn't he on the sideline on Saturday???
Job abandonment!
5 hours ago, Tex Long said:I've not encountered it anywhere, so I figured it doesn't happen. But, damn, it seems like a pretty obvious method of getting into a situation where a school can ditch a coach and put him into a position of being amenable to a negotiated exit.
Didn’t this happen with McWilliams and/or mackovic?
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38 minutes ago, wood said:
Yeah, just when you think this motherfucker can't get any dumber. So ...
- Now we know that Rare Earth Elements = magnets, and that's all.
- Now we know that nobody knows what a magnet is, but everything runs primarily on magnets
This dude has lived in such an isolated bubble his entire got damn life that he has no idea how anything works. I'd be absolutely shocked if I found out he can actually tie his own shoes.
nsiap. Posted for the title ...
Great news- if comedy =tragedy + time, then this is going to be the greatest comedy ever told. Eventually.
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15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
Fire Nico ✅
Sell the team ❌
halfway to having the Mavericks back.
Will you accept moving the mavs to Vegas and then Dallas fighting for an expansion franchise?
if they get casinos in Texas, they’ll hold on to the team and build that shit out. If they dont, they’ll move the team. I do not see selling as part of their plan.
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2025 Texas Volleyball - Locked and Reloaded
in UT Sports
Once the tournament begins, it only takes one bad or unlucky day, or maybe one unfortunate key injury. So no reason not to think positively and try to be at their best when it counts, and if they come home on their shields then that’s ok.