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Pato del Muerto

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Posts posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. 4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

    More ref fuckery

    this isn't the big12 you are allowed to hit a receiver what the fuck man

    Cmon. There’s a launch, there’s a helmet to helmet, and it’s probably defenseless receiver too. In today’s football that’s targeting. 

  2. 1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

    I guess we’re going to overlook a punt landing 1.5 ft out of bounds being spotted 25 yards upfield. It probably doesn’t fit the narrative. 

    Huh?  It landed at the 37 and was spotted back at the 35. 

  3. She’s kind of mixing things up a bit. She says they executed and bought her assassination, implying some sort of private enterprise, but then says it’s the French police service that are doing it…plus one Israeli for some reason.  Wouldn’t that just be an order given?

    I am leaning toward being skeptical of the authenticity of the tweet. 

  4. ·

    Edited by Pato del Muerto
    So mad I didn’t even notice he wrote Alexander.

    1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

    And also, a part of me thinks that I'm going to get super freaky with Alexander Daddario this weekend.

    I mean, while we're doing the "a part of me thinks of absolutely insane fantastical shit" game, might as well go all-in.

    NO

    image.gif.e8c3ee6105f4358f295070d74a2ad099.gif
     

    you will continue pining for sela ward and Susanna hoffs but you will leave Alexandra to me. Entiendes, cabron?

  5. If Trump does pardon Maxwell, or even talk about it, what possible reason for pardoning a sex trafficker would there be other than silence on your own misdeeds?  If he isn’t implicated, why would he pardon her?  I guess billionaire x pays Trump to do it to keep x out of the crosshairs?

  6. 10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    emasculating.

    Trans for everyone!

    3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

    If anything Mamdani can teach the graduate class at NYU in how to deal with a madman narcissist dictator.

    Trump was probably dissapointed the press was there. He really seemed ready to relax his throat. Jesus.

    Should be Columbia 

  7. 2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

    Genuinely the weakest, most easily influenceable man in human history.  Do you know how easy it should be for an 80 year old Republican to stay mad at a brown socialist, and this motherfucker can't even do that.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c0qpqkyp948t

    As everyone knew, he had no idea what mamdami stands for and was just screaming Muslim sharia communist without ever bothering to learn anything. 

  8. 4 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

    A $200 or $300 premium for the Trump version.  https://www.bondarms.com/www.bondarms.com/Stinger-P8525.aspx

    Being in Granbury and 2A oriented, they're probably Trumpy as fuck.

    But also may be a brilliant grift that we failed to take advantage of.

     

    That gun is ugly as homemade sin.  I wonder if they had inventory that they couldn’t move, but a simple engraving session and double the price and suddenly they are in demand. 

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