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Hairy Biped

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  1. I hate the airhorn, but that shit isn't even close to being as annoying as the whistlers. Fuck those guys. I can't believe that the NCAA would allow them to be such an annoying and distracting presence at those games. It ruins the experience for other fans and even the broadcast audience. There's a rule against "noise makers" at NCAA events. How are they any different from a cowbell or airhorn?
  2. Fuck Vanderbilt and those whistling cunts but Arizona didn't deserve to win that game. They fucked around entirely too much. But on the plus side, they burned some of Vandy's pitching. If NC State can continue to play giant killer and put them into the losers bracket, they might be fucked.
  3. Arizona looks beat. They don't look like a team that thinks they're gonna win.
  4. In the year 2000, I had a surreal experience at a Waffle House after being hit by lightning earlier that day. The place was dirty, the cook looked like he just got out of prison and our waitress's outfit was filthy and coved in grease or oil. But I'll be damned if those weren't the best pecan waffles I'd eaten.
  5. Got the Blue Alert in Brenham too. Probably statewide.
  6. I swear, I've watched that video 2 dozen times and I can't tell who has the horn.
  7. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  8. YES!!!!!!! That was a bomb!
  9. I'll take it, but shit, why can't they ever do that with the bases juiced?
  10. Absolutely. They simply can't waste opportunities anymore this year or they won't be playing much longer. The pitching is salty as fuck, the defense has been really good, but the offense looks like they are batting and baserunning in blindfolds.
  11. Fuck! They refuse to make watching these games easy.
  12. FUCK! The cardinal sin of fucking baseball! You don't ever strike out looking. Can we PLEASE hire a fucking hitting coach? Shit!
  13. "We've seen the number one overall seed Arkansas get eliminated already . . ." LOL.
  14. This plate ump sucks. Pick a zone and call it same for both teams.
  15. I don't know if the announcers have mentioned it, but did you know the ASU SS was the Pac12 Defensive Player of the Year?
  16. Getting a good hard rain and great light show in Brenham. Had a crazy gust of wind that moved my big pecan tree so much that it snapped the stainless steel suspension line on my sting lights that are anchored to it. Now I have to figure out how to fix it temporarily so it won't bring them all down. I know we're not supposed to bitch about the rain during late Spring and Summer here in Texas, but it's getting depressing as fuck here to not see a day in the forecast without rain for going on 3 weeks now. The rain is great. The constant threat of rain ruining every chance to do something outside sucks.
  17. My friend's family had property just on the other side of a big hill on the highway coming out of town. We used to buys tons of Roman candles and bottle rockets and shoot them at the cars just before or as they crested the hill. We got pretty good at aiming them too, so we could hit the windshield pretty easily. One time there were no cars for a decent amount of time, so my friend got bored and started shooting bottle rockets over a storage building on the property. He ended up setting a hay meadow on fire and it didn't take much for the Sheriff to put 2 and 2 together. Luckily, I got the fuck outta there before they came and my buddy wasn't a snitch.
  18. National seeds and 40 win seasons are nice. They don't mean shit if Texas can't win their own regional. The effort that they have put forth in the Big 12 tournament so far, won't win a regional, much less compete for a championship. Top to bottom, that was a shitty effort by everyone but the pitching. I'm sorry my expectations are different from yours, but they aren't misplaced. And BTW, I watched every game that was televised this season. And last. And the one before that. And so on.
  19. Elite teams don't struggle to hit the ball against the 2nd worst team in the conference when their pitching staffs are spent. Totally unacceptable, shitty home plate ump aside. Terrible effort.
  20. So you're saying that me expecting Texas to play like an elite team is too much? Isn't that the goal? To build a mechanism that can compete with the Arkansas and Vandys of the current college baseball world? Not one that can barely beat a middling WV team. Winning conference tournament games are nice, but that's just part of the process. It shouldn't be such a fucking struggle for any top 8 national seed to simply get a hit against the (checks notes) second worst team in the Big 12.
  21. LOL. Players doing what they are supposed to do isn't exactly enough to overcome the frustration of about a million shitty at bats and keeping a mediocre team in the game all night. Witt was lights out, but shit that was still nerve wracking. I'm still not 100% sure that double actually happened. I don't seem to remember them putting the ball in play more than the 2 caught at the fence.
  22. I'm happy for the win, but I didn't enjoy one minute of that game. It felt like a loss. Hoping for better tomorrow.
  23. Fuck that plate ump! Put that in your pipe and smoke it asshole.
  24. Witt is the kind of guy I would hate if he pitched for someone else. He's cocky as fuck.
  25. http://mygoodstream.pw/espnp/watch.php?id=65d6c643-db03-4478-a8b8-571abb4ece45
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