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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. "Father says there is nothing gay about Hell" "That's good. I'm sure he didn't come up with that himself."
  2. Phil's wife was the worst character on the show. The way she always talked about "father" was terribly annoying. However, when she was bitching at Phil about clams, I loved that he just interrupted with "I gotta try to take a shit."
  3. Kennedy just looks miserable at the plate. Defeated.
  4. I look at our fans and think possibly beer, whiskey, weed, and maybe cocaine. I look at TCU fans and its obviously hydrocodone, Xanex, methamphetamine and Fentanyl. Amazing how many wealthy white people spawn "white carp" or trash.
  5. A third pitch would help. However, in his most dominate performances he has thrown fastball and slider predominantly.
  6. Troy Kell is next in line to be executed by firing squad in Utah.
  7. I think she said on Nextdoor that she actually contributed $60k and wished she would have given more. The other thing I found weird was a gentleman describing how Nigel Stout approached him while he was waiting to vote, talked to him about God and CRT. He said he decided to vote for Stout and Stevens as a result. I can't recall a candidate for a local office ever approaching me as I was waiting to vote.
  8. Loon: "but, but, but critical race theory!!!!!" Sane Person: "It's not being taught in our schools, nor is it part of any curriculum." Loon: "It's anti-christian and racist!!!" Sane Person: "It's not being taught in our schools, nor is it part of any curriculum." I actually saw a crazy on nextdoor claiming that if more Eanes kids choose to go to private schools then Eanes will allow more transfers. Basically, saying that kids that can't afford to live in Eanes will mix with Eanes kids. The horror.
  9. This isn't the end of the world but its GD embarrassing.
  10. "Charmaine, she is French?" "Not, remotely."
  11. Carmela is the best actor on the show.
  12. I totally missed the "Q" in her twitter handle. Kara Bell, from Lake Travis, is one crazy bitch.
  13. ^^^^ This. I was in a drive-thru line at Bee Cave and 71 today and the car in front of me had a personalized Gadsen flag plate with the personalized license number "SHRUGD." The license plate frame said "Who is John Gault?"
  14. Do you know these pieces of shit? https://www.kxan.com/investigations/many-families-out-of-homes-large-sums-of-money-after-builder-files-for-bankruptcy/
  15. HEB has whole, gutted but unscaled Red Snapper for $11.99 per pound. That seems like a good deal considering all you have to do is fillet it and take it off the skin or scale it and cook it whole and you pay 1/2 the price for fillets. My Dad never filleted anything. We gutted and skinned catfish and ate them whole. We gutted and scaled bream and bass and ate them whole. It seems like a no brainer to buy the whole gutted snapper and then just fillet or scale it. If you have purchased whole snapped from the HEB, how is the freshness?
  16. If you enjoy a hardboiled egg with a cooked but jammy yolk, I would suggest cooking them in the instant pot for 3 minutes and then releasing pressure. It's fantastic.
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