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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. I had a leak under my driveway. Driveway is paved, 40 yards long and bid $5000 to repair leak. I told them to fuck off and bid went to $1000. My neighbor said he got a bid for a 30X10 basic deck and the contractor wanted $60k. He was willing to pay it. I told him he was a retard and the reason why basic repairs and additions were so expensive is because rich people don't check the poors that are stealing. Ended up paying 5K. I explained that the GC and all of the contractors were probably meth addicts He priced around and got it done for $5K. Ive been an an attorney for 20 years. People in construction are the most drug addled, dishonest pieces of shit. No industry even comes close.Its pathhetic. All on meth or have meth brain.
  2. I had never had a cavity in 46 years. I went to the dentist. Said he found a cavity. He left the room and the DA shook her head and quietly said "you dont have a cavity."
  3. I feel like I am a reasonably intelligent person and this makes no sense to me. Does this appeal/relate to Incel regards?
  4. Corsicana?
  5. I hope he fares better later in life than “Nails.”
  6. This. Hat Creek smokes them. But Hat Creek is $14 for a single Nike patty combo.
  7. Schmidt’s is run by offspring of both Schmitty’s and Kruez’s correct?
  8. You ever eat at El Rancho Steak in Piedras Negras?
  9. Love the mass and height on that buck. What part of S. Texas are you in?
  10. If by "the gospel" you mean "jizzing on" and "ungodly heathens" you mean "kids," then yes.
  11. I can't wait till the Encyclopedia Brown movie drops.
  12. I totally missed the "white power" and "Charlie clit" comments. What is that about?
  13. Bacterial Vaginosis, too. If she was a stripper you would smell her as you paid the cover.
  14. This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen. Why do poor people spend money they don't have on tattoos?
  15. Summer of 69 was a good song though.
  16. We had a guys night and it was selected by a friend. Food was OK. One of our group ordered the wine. Ii had no idea that he was ordering $300-$400 bottles of wine. It was a fucking beating.
  17. I heard someone say "calm, cool and collective" yesterday.
  18. It's overpriced for sure.
  19. To the victor belongs the spoils
  20. We fly fished Mansfield two weeks ago. Caught 10 reds and my buddy caught this sow trout. 25.5"
  21. I was just down there fishing and the guide talked about the amount of Nilgai down there. Rough country.
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