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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Or all of the competent agents who would be invaluable to the investigation are busy trying to determine if Juan's country of origin is Panama or Costa Rica and how to justify sending him to Algeria.
  2. I am not trying to be a dick here but I frequent a lot of hunting/fishing message boards, with a lot obviously low IQ, uneducated members and they think this joke is a real "gut buster." I completely understand the point being conveyed but I have no idea why it's funny. Am I missing something? If you had a canoe or boating accident then you have deniability if there is some gun confiscation effort? Where is the funny? I am asking sincerely because every time its posted on texasbowhunter or 2cool those fuckers are howling like its the smartest/funniest thing they've ever seen.
  3. I am sure that moving the most competent agents to immigration enforcement had nothing to do with that bullshit.
  4. I know she rails against trans people but she is very mannish.
  5. Yeah, that dude has some serious anger issues. Probably because he isn’t able to tell which social media accounts exist solely to enrage frustrated, angry, tiny dicked imbeciles.
  6. Lou Skunt and Gabe Bathouse are also persons of interest.
  7. 75% of tweets are from bots, vodka soaked Russians and impoverished people in Calcutta.
  8. Not so much skill as experience. If you spend time at the range and are familiar with the weapon it isn’t difficult. Depending on what distance you zeroed your rifle, it’s just a matter of where you hold. I doubt the shooter was actually aiming for his neck. Probably a longer shot than shooter was used to and the drop due to increased distance was the reason for shot placement. I’ve never shot anything at over 150yrds but I have buddies that hunt out west who are successful out to 350+yards. They don’t consider that long either. They have no training. They just buy good equipment and practice.
  9. You seem like a bitter, angry, fucking idiot.
  10. If that is a real video, that doesn't appear to be a survivable wound. Fucking awful.
  11. used to love it. I went to one off 183 after a trip to the skeet range last summer and and it was ass.
  12. Plenty of academy classes have been cancelled since 2000. Travis County hasn't been affordable for a police cadet since around then. Every police I know lives in Hays or Williamson.
  13. Also the first time young Cousin Strawberry saw full frontal nudity. The 1982 movie, not 42'.
  14. https://music.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0e5527a5-fd4b-41f2-bba7-c9e6963278f1
  15. You don't turn around in driveways out of fear? In the suburbs? My driveway is 30 yards long, so it would be weird, but I wouldn't shoot them. I found a laborer in my garage once, 30 yards off the road and it puckered my ass but I didn't think about killing him. I raised my voice and asked what he was doing in my garage, he cowered, raised his hands and said "Oh My God, are you the one who called about the plumbing leak?!" No. He left.
  16. "He's coming right for us!" No, shooter and victim were brown so we won't hear it. If shooter's surname was McLeod, then yes, it would be nothing but "what do you expect when you knock on someones door unannounced? Knocking on someones door is just like putting a gun in their face. Scary to have someone at your front door, could easily be the cartels. FAFO."
  17. I think they charged him with murder today.
  18. Wasn't that Sean Connery's address in The Untouchables?
  19. Trying to figure out how you feel the need to use deadly force because someone rang your doorbell.
  20. Wow, that guy was a complete sack of shit.
  21. You should see the amount of stupid rednecks who are crushed by this news and refuse to believe it's possible. I always thought the story was bullshit.
  22. This. I hate to sound callous but we need to taint meth with something that can cause overdose. Tainting meth would put a lot of the problem children who prey upon the people in this city in their forever box.
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