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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Ive played a lot of baseball and watched a lot of baseball, and in my opinion Ruger is hurt. It's a nagging injury. You dont locate and fuck people up for months and then have two starts where you get your asshole stuffed because you walk record numbers of people, leave your fastball letter high to get crushed and completely lose your spin on your off speed pitches which are then sent into the parking lot. His performance in the last to games is fucking pathetic and it isn't mental.
  2. You would be surprised at how much weight you can lose if you only consume Keystone and meth.
  3. Dude wasn't calling that shit for Riojas.
  4. This is fucking embarrassing.
  5. Yep, you spend the $20 to Uber to work, shut the fuck up and start drinking coffee or you call in sick. If you're pounding liquor till 3am, you know you have a problem. Fucking plan ahead. No one can function at any job at a .28. Maybe assistant, freshman high school OL line coach.
  6. They would give you 2 sets.
  7. Career .282 in MLB will get you hall of fame consideration. Thats a bonkers BAC at 8am. She probably did go to bed at 330am but it wasn't 2 seltzers. It was more like a liter of Popov.
  8. I hate to ask, but what the fuck do we do when Craig retires? He is the best in the business.
  9. This dude is peaking at 80mph.
  10. It's a historically good program.
  11. I noticed this too. They went from Wyoming to Portland without a shower, they crawled over decomposed bodies and they are clean as a whistle.
  12. I don't think so. Apparently, he has sensory issues and sex feels "yucky" to him.
  13. This weekend was fucking awful. However, I never expected that we would get through the SEC without losing a series. I never thought we were going to be at the top of the SEC in May. If this is a great team, this weekend will just be a bad memory. They will make adjustments, learn and adapt. If this is just a good team, this weekend will slowly poison the rest of the year.
  14. I’m watching with sound off and CC. I could have sworn that it said on the screen that Texas struck out 29 times in first 2 games? Can that be correct?
  15. That is the biggest fuck up I have seen in my life.
  16. Does anyone on this staff understand that you can go inside without hitting people?
  17. This guy is terrible. We have to swing at shit off the plate to RH hitters because he is giving him 3" outside.
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