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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. he's a hothouse flower
  2. If I am on a plane she starts saying that shit, I want her off.
  3. This is the deal where you pay $12 per dozen after scanning prime?
  4. It means "I swear." As in "I put that on God/my mamma/my granny/my dead baby." If someone says this to you, they are 100% lying. No question.
  5. Denise Huxtable is hot as fuck. Probably up for anything.
  6. Is Trump going to commute this doughy piece of shits sentence? Or worse pardon him? This fuckers fall from grace is epic. Criticizes gays, gets outed. Criticizes drag queens, gets outed. Criticizes deceit and dishonesty and then outed as a fraudster.
  7. Didn't this guy let a bunch of college dudes get ass raped by older men (and also beat off to the thought of it)?
  8. Midget Went Down to Georgia? The Small Gonna Do It Again?
  9. I read that he claims to live on a "ranch in the middle of nowhere." I reviewed the appraisal records and "the ranch" is 5 acres. I am not belittling anyone who has small acreage but that isn't a ranch.
  10. With her, its a no holes barred approach to work
  11. Is this the guy who used to do the ads for Magic Bait Catfish Bait?
  12. I saw a black lady working at the Stripes right off of I10. She would make a good escape goat.
  13. ton of brown bears off the coast of SA.
  14. I am not trying to stir the pot but when was the last time you wore a baseball hat to an indoor event/memorial? I was born in 75' and my parents didn't grow up wealthy but ball caps inside or at an event would have been seen as white trash.
  15. spares should be done in 3 hours total. If you want fall off the bone ribs, go to Dickies or some place that steams their ribs. Fall off the bone ribs are dogshit. Cook them in a crockpot if you want that.
  16. I couldn't get through it.
  17. I read an article over the weekend that said collectively the had spent around $6 million on intrafamily litigation.
  18. So does Patrick tie funding the flood warning system into the hemp ban?
  19. Someone needs to ask that guy "You were asked how you sleep at night knowing your incompetence resulted in the death of at least 27 children and your response was "I sleep all night long, on a mattress from Mattress Firm. Would you like to clarify? Also, how did such an obviously closeted, diminutive, effeminate sack of shit get elected Mayor in a very red county?"
  20. Thats exactly what someone who cant wipe his own ass and never pleasured a woman would say.
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