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brown water

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  1. Let’s just skip the actual competition and crown the presumptive winner. Can we retroactively apply this standard to a certain election in 2016?
  2. And then the pee tape drops one month after he leaves office. Trump will spend whatever time he has left in office vilifying all information sources and institutions previously thought to be credible and installing only the ones supporting his narrative as credible. When his time as the useful idiot eroding our institutions has passed, the trump card gets played. Trust in traditional institutions gone. Trust in what was offered to replace them also gone. I’ve got little doubt he’s compromised and the reason we haven’t seen it is that there’s more corrosive value in saving it for a later date.
  3. He’s absolutely consistent 1. Things he likes = great 2. Things he doesn’t like = fake / illegal 3. Any particular person or issue can switch between 1 and 2 depending on his mood at a given time
  4. I’ll take president Instagram over president Lindsey Graham.
  5. In accounting speak, classify as “deferred liabilities”
  6. Anyone want tonight’s lottery numbers while I’m hot?
  7. 50 / 50 based on the average of 100% chance be promised to pay and 100% chance he broke that promise.
  8. Terroist. I wish it didn’t matter but it’s emblematic of what seems to be his administration’s complete lack of attention to detail, desire for quality and ability to competently execute even the most basic tasks
  9. You’re missing the point. Labor costs aren’t about productivity, they’re about supply and demand. Teachers make less than they otherwise should because the people that teach get satisfaction from the non financial aspects of their job. People that pick up garbage or clean toilets do so because they make more than their skill set would otherwise command because comparatively fewer people want that job despite nearly unlimited “qualified” candidates. The problem with Sarah isn’t what she makes. The problem is she seems to be the anomaly of the toilet cleaner that absolutely loves her job.
  10. Translation. My default setting is to lie.
  11. Because the central character in each leads a criminal organization but is more likely to be jailed over financial crimes than the other felonies he committed or directed to be committed.
  12. Do emoluments “windfalls” count as fundraising?
  13. Putting the felon in Teflon
  14. Even if it can’t be proven that he’s a Russian asset it is unequivocal that he’s an American liability.
  15. $45. And no one was harmed.
  16. Probably belongs in the wife thread but this was my favorite text exchange with Mrs. Brown Water. She was with a friend at the Justin Timberlake concert.
  17. Found this bottle in Greenville for our Thursday night toast before heading to the second round in Augusta. Barreled just before Mickelson’s first green jacket. Have to pass on my customary opening round drink since I’m on the road.
  18. Made it to Greenville for a couple days of work before heading to Augusta on Friday. Picked up this bottle barreled a couple weeks before Lefty won his first for our celebratory drinks Thursday evening.
  19. I was there in 2015 and head back year. Wasn’t there in 2016. Should fully tip the scales in Jordan’s favor.
  20. Finally found a relatively inexpensive bronze watch. The quick patina with an egg thing really works
  21. Last Saturday I was lucky enough to get the last pour of a restaurant's WLW, smart enough to order neat* and wise enough to ask if they'd let me keep the empty bottle * with a separate glass of ice that I can add if necessary.
  22. Sorry. I’ve been drinking.
  23. I believe this is a compliment but it makes me worry this board thinks I’m a heavy drinker with high cholesterol that eats steak 5 times a week and weights over 300 pounds. I’d like to clarify I weigh less than 300 pounds.
  24. Yep. Who’d ever touch Michter 10, Midwinter Night Dram, Angels Envy, the original Black Maple Hill, OSSA, Belle Meade Cask Strength....
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