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brown water

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  1. Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James David, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
  2. Seems that may be the case for many people with real IDs too.
  3. He’s been dancing with Mr. Brown Nose
  4. NGIA: "Let's get back to the reason that we're really here. Without much further ado, I give you the North Korean nuclear test site."President Zooslander: (Looks at the tiny scale model) "What is this?!? A nuclear facility for ants?!?"NGIA: "What?"
  5. Brown dogs, brown couch, brown water. Blantons on this occasion
  6. Three dog talk not going away. Took this last night when trying to eat dinner.
  7. Hey everybody. We're all gonna get laid!
  8. You know you don't carry the actual golfer right?
  9. Get Fuzzy Zoeller to round out a foursome and I'd pay good money just to caddy for that group.
  10. Fellow Kingwood LAX parent here but was smart enough not to partake in the Aggyland Classic. Mrs. Brown Water and another team mom took the girls up. Mrs. Brown Water texted virtually identical pics to @Macanudo . Unless they decorate most of the hotel the same way, I'm afraid Mac may have been in Mrs. Brown Water's room or vice versa. Probably not and either way I avoided 2 days in College Station. That's a win in my book.
  11. All due respect to the Lulz thread and thanks to @SurlyBDR for his knife porn contribution to the steak thread. It got me thinking, I may not be on only one here that appreciates some quality kitchen gear. Chefs knives and slicers. Top is a 12" slicer. Damn near a machete and makes a showing whenever new boyfriend shows up with my daughter (no pics). The bottom one is from Christmas 2015 in Heidelberg, Germany. I could buy it here too which takes some of the sentimental value away. Almost enough for me to rationalize picking up something like a custom one from Serenity in Houston. Steak knives. For some reason I'm particular about this. Steaks are better with substantial knives. And blades should be serrated or minimally serrated. I hate feeling like the knife is tearing the meat apart. A few other odds and ends in the regular rotation. Olive oil bottle is from a custom glass artist outside Calgary. Grapeseed oil is a 375ml High West whiskey bottle. Salt cellar is mesquite and my son found it when we were at a farmers market a few years ago. If you've got some go to gear that makes cooking and eating a bit better, post it here. Mrs. Brown Water says I'm crazy and no one thinks like this. She's probably right. I'll hang up and listen.
  12. Great news. Dow broke 25,000 again today. With a minor positive move it could hit it a second time.
  13. Really - Foxconn. It's a mashup of his two favorite things. I'd probably let my guard down if a company named Whiskeytitties wanted to do some business.
  14. Amazing this administration can simultaneously know the cost of illegal immigration down to the dollar and not know the number of illegal immigrants - with a margin for error likely in the millions.
  15. Even my dog has figured out the pretending to throw a stick game. My dog is smarter than 30% of voters.
  16. Why does the right wing deny rhe existence of spell check?
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