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Hank Chinaski

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  1. *McGwire 1998; Willie (not Wilkie) McCovey. (Patagonia-clad old with no street cred struggles to type on new-fangled, hand-held computer phone.)
  2. Judge currently has a 213 OPS+. Here are the guys who finished above 200 since 1940 (not counting Soto in ‘20, because 60 games): Bonds (1992, 1993, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004) McGwire (1988) Bagwell and Frank Thomas (1994; also strike-shortened season) George Brett (1980) Wilkie McCovey (1969) Mantle (1956, 1961) Ted Williams (1941, 1942, 1946, 1947, 1954, 1957) That’s it. Pretty historic season for Judge.
  3. You wanna know how old I am? I don’t even get this joke. (Shit, I do have a Patagonia jacket; no idea what this now says about me, but it’s a nice burnt orange color and it should last the rest of my life, so I guess I don’t care.)
  4. Well that explains it; I’m old and try to avoid interacting with the youths.
  5. Right; if QE were playing, it would be Texas -16.
  6. Piss missile?
  7. You know, I’d normally assume that this is a joke and that nobody would actually believe this. But I’ve also been exposed to enough ag thoughts/ideas in my life to give me some pause.
  8. In fairness to them, the entire ag culture is really difficult to believe. I still sometimes wonder if it’s all one giant joke and that they’re actually comedic geniuses. But the far more likely explanation is that they’re sincere and the whole damn thing really is as bizarre as it seems.
  9. The entire conversation about “yell” is hilarious but this post killed me. It’s perfect.
  10. They’re rankings, not standings. It’s literally people voting on who they think the best 25 teams are. Texas will get votes because they played essentially an even game against the overwhelming #1 team (according to these same voters), and it’s not unreasonable to vote for them.
  11. With a healthy Ewers, I think our ceiling is 11 wins. (Not the most likely outcome, but a reasonable chance.) With Card, yeah…maybe we can get to 8. Maybe.
  12. I expected a high scoring game and a relatively close Bama win. I expected to come out of the game feeling pretty stoked about QE and the offense for the rest of the year. So yeah, I don’t know how to feel either. Kind of the opposite of my expectation I guess.
  13. Yeah that’s what I saw too. Hit Overshown in the helmet. Which makes the original roughing call all the more egregious and inexcusable.
  14. I mean, 2008-2009 defense were pretty goddamn salty. But yeah, they played really well today. Edit: yeah, Muschamp
  15. Yup, we lost by one despite playing with one arm tied behind our back for 75% of the game. Sadly we’ll probably be playing with an arm tied behind our back for the rest of the season. Props to the team and coaches. Great plan, great execution, other than Card, but he was banged up too.
  16. Goddamnit let’s go win this motherfucker
  17. This, he can’t get anything on the ball
  18. We are trying to win without a QB/offense
  19. Bijan shoulder seems hurt
  20. Props on that run, Card
  21. Card is so goddamned indecisive
  22. The ball was fucking live goddamnit
  23. He wasn’t fucking down and we touched his legs and that’s roughing?!?!?
  24. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
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