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do you ever yearn?
I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot.
I still say we're related.
Argument Over Parking Spot Turns Deadly in Florida
Shooter had a right to pull his gun and point it at the guy to back him off. Choosing to pull the trigger when the dude was moving backward makes it murder or manslaughter. Really surprised he's not facing charges.
do you ever yearn?
No, it offends me as a comedian...
Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
A parachute not opening -
that's the way to die,
getting caught in a combine,
having your nuts bit off
by a Laplander.
That's the way l want to go.
Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
"Do you want me to pull it out"
hahahaha
Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
do you ever yearn?
Well, that is strange.
How could I have fleas?
Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas.
What did you do about them?
What do you mean?...
Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy......
Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you
Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you.
I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.
Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you
"Your reputation proceeds you".
The hell does that even mean?
do you ever yearn?
You're good with the mothers.
Y'know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters.
Maybe you should date the mothers.
Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something goin'.
Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I could continuously guzzle Nestles Quick chocolate milk until my stomach exploded.
do you ever yearn?
She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody.
Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
Classic 80’s tunes
I want the best available man on this...
do you ever yearn?
do you ever yearn?
this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here
I just forgot to check
so if you could just spare me some....
Do you have Asteroids?
Do you have Asteroids?
Do you have Asteroids?
Do you have Asteroids?
Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than eddie.
Do you have Asteroids?
Vicki, can I help you with that kool-aid?
Please?
Do you have Asteroids?
No, but my dad does.
He can't even sit on the toilet
some days.
do you ever yearn?
What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway?
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