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pokeNbeans

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  1. I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot. I still say we're related.
  2. Shooter had a right to pull his gun and point it at the guy to back him off. Choosing to pull the trigger when the dude was moving backward makes it murder or manslaughter. Really surprised he's not facing charges.
  3. No, it offends me as a comedian...
  4. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way l want to go.
  5. "Do you want me to pull it out" hahahaha
  6. Well, that is strange. How could I have fleas? Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas. What did you do about them? What do you mean?...
  7. Deep thoughts by Jack Handy......
  8. Looser instead of Loser.
  9. Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you. I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.
  10. "Your reputation proceeds you". The hell does that even mean?
  11. You're good with the mothers. Y'know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters. Maybe you should date the mothers. Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something goin'.
  12. I could continuously guzzle Nestles Quick chocolate milk until my stomach exploded.
  13. She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
  14. High five!
  15. this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some....
  16. Nothing but the best!
  17. Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than eddie.
  18. Vicki, can I help you with that kool-aid? Please?
  19. No, but my dad does. He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
  20. What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway?
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