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pokeNbeans

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  1. What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway?
  2. Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend enter into this holiest of unions? No, no, no it doesn't. No joy no joy whatsoever. Just the whole think makes me . . sick ...... You know, Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees. Yeah, I don't know what that means......
  3. The Mahatma?
  4. I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
  5. Ade, ahh, ahh, ah ... I’m giving you a raise!
  6. Don't you remember our conversation? I talked about how my uncle worked in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald? Not ringing a bell. When my uncle said to him, 'the president's been shot' and Oswald winked at him and said, 'I'm gonna go catch a movie'? Mmm, no.
  7. I think she's hot
  8. Seriously though, that whole line of Tuba's in the back was pretty cool.
  9. Fuck the band, what about those cheerleaders.
  10. You know that almost makes this all worth while.
  11. Did Jeannie let master fuck her in the ass?
  12. Don't you see what's goin' on here??? .. No boxers, no Jockeys.. Eeaawww... The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine..
  13. Again, the foot odor problem
  14. Wow, that sneak previews one really brings back the memories. I miss those two guys.
  15. Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
  16. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
  17. Just legalize drugs and the killings will drop 20-30% overnight. Okay... maybe 10-15%.
  18. What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie?Because it's a pizza! It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough! No, it isn't!Yes, it is!
  19. Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist... They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.
  20. Calm down, now. Calm down. Don't worry, we'll take care of you. This farm ain't much, but uh, you're welcome to what we have. Hot bath, hearty meal, clean bed.Just have one rule. Keep your hands off my daughter.
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