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pokeNbeans

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  1. The OP is hilarious. Some motherfuckers just don't understand satire.
  2. I mean in a lot of ways, he's a typical guy, he likes his sports, but he counters that side with the side you see here tonight at the ballet, or the pleasure he gets in watching Ms. Liza Minelli belt out a few choice numbers.
  3. Well, I can't walk anywhere now. I'm just gonna be wishing there were walkways.
  4. Yeah, just be polite and she'll let you do anything.
  5. Today, I told Siri that I'd like to put something in her dirty whore robot mouth. She told me there was no need for that kind of language.
  6. ....but in fact, Cruz has already walked to a nearby Walmart and ordered a drink at Subway. JFC
  7. All right I'm canceling the father-son picnic. I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad.
  8. They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. Oh, sure...Truman Capote. He's a great writer. Oh, yeah. Did you ever read anything by him? No. You? Nah.
  9. I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!
  10. You may have something there, George. Oh - I've got something.
  11. Excuse me, I'm Rebecca De Mornay from the homeless shelter.
  12. Anyway, l am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack.''
  13. My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..
  14. HOW 'BOUT TAKING YOUR TOP OFF?
  15. If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.
  16. Yeah, I'll remember that day. Well, I'll never forget it because that was the day that I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford, the uh, voluptuous homeroom teacher.
  17. I don't care.
  18. May I see your rental agreement?
  19. Sunshine Of Your Love - Jimi Hendrix Badfinger "Baby Blue"
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