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pokeNbeans

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  1. He was a huge.. beastly.. bulging man.
  2. No pineapple. Just cherry, lemon.... and tutti frutti.
  3. "It is a tad askew"
  4. I'm not an expert but it should be fine. Most ammo can be stored for decades without any degradation as long as it's kept dry.
  5. Yup, this made me think of Susan Lucci who played Erica Kane on All My Children from 1970 to 2011.
  6. Care to revise your statement, sir? What? Do you want to change your bullshit story.
  7. What're you, the boyfriend? Here for a... quickie?
  8. It's Benes, you jackass! My last name is Benes!
  9. Shut up, you old bag!
  10. You know.. you might want to do something about that.. hair.
  11. Wouldn't you....like to be a big brother.....to someone.....like me?
  12. "Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?"
  13. Halloween 3 and Motel Hell are two of my all time favorites. Because they're more of a comedy than a horror flick.
  14. Ow! You broke my dental plate! Doris! He broke my dental plate. You son-of-a-bitch!
  15. Nastercoff?
  16. You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.
  17. Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.
  18. Hi, Denise. Six-thirty, time for your sponge bath.
  19. Well your mother must be very proud.
  20. Fargo Meet the Parents Airplane Naked Gun Goodfellas The Godfather The Treasure of the Sierra Madre Being There Notorious (1946) Dirty Nasty Backdoor Anal Sluts IV
  21. This is so cool...
  22. I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay. You're *gay*? Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.
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