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ulukinatme

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  1. Chihuahuas. They're just overgrown rats. My wife has had one for 14 years and you can't teach that thing shit. Still makes messes in the house after all this time, not like the other dogs we've had. Anytime he's downstairs and I get up from the office upstairs and move around he starts barking incessantly like the house is being robbed. He's done this for all 10 years we've been married, he still hasn't figured it out it's me even when I come downstairs and the noise stops. Chihuahuas are just dumb as shit. I would have never agreed to the vermin, but she brought it into the marriage. Damn things can and will live for 20+ years too, so I probably have to endure his bullshit for another 6 years.
  2. This, there are rules @CHAD BRISCOE We need pics.
  3. Harvard professor on the spectrum meets chick. She slides into his DMs, even though he's still living with his ex-wife and they're possibly friends with benefits. Guy is on anti-depressants and can't orgasm, but manages to knock up the side chick...at least according to her. She goes after him hard despite previously being a lesbian, and introduces him to her trans "friend." Professor gets close to the side piece romantically and professionally with the trans thing. After awhile the side piece and trans (now to be referred to as "crazy bitches") start harassing the ex-wife and pressuring professor to move out. He doesn't want to leave his original family, tries to bring both sides together but fails miserably. Shady shit ensues from crazy bitches. Under the guise of giving cash to the professor for vacation expenses the crazy bitches cut a check for $3000 to him in addition to borrowing his laptop for a "surprise" to be revealed later. While professor and ex are on vacation, crazy bitches manage to move all professor's family possessions into storage and move their own things into his home. They create a fake rental agreement, with approval sent from professor's university laptop, and use the $3000 check he cashed as "proof" of security deposit. Judge eventually evicts crazy bitches from home after months of staying there. Crazy bitches file Title IX complaints with Harvard, saying professor sexually assaulted and raped them. Professor currently can't teach while investigations pending. Professor later finds out another guy has been swindled by the same women (Told he fathered child with side piece, only to get a DNA test later that proves otherwise...but not before being extorted for cash). Crazy bitches have so far denied DNA test to find out if professor is father of the child he supposedly had /w side piece. Both sides are currently suing each other for drama. Maybe someone can do the Cliff Notes for the Cliff Notes version.
  4. First thoughts are the guy is an idiot, but if he's really on the spectrum I can see how the "women" took advantage of him. It seems like this is their game as they've played it before. Fucking horrible people that deserve a nasty fate.
  5. Disagree, that grandma is an OG.
  6. That's definitely how you get people in the door. Marketing genius.
  7. Na, but it's getting close. '07 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP. It's been a good car, taken good care of it, and I've been stalling on giving up that supercharger. It just went over 100k miles last year. Had another GTP before that one, but it was totaled in an ice storm by a stupid bitch that didn't know how to drive.
  8. Ford is paying back every dime because they took out a loan, but GM was given cash for stock to keep them afloat. GM was also split into two entities, GM and GMAC became Ally Financial. When the stocks were eventually sold for both, the government lost $10 billion against the $70 billion that was invested in GM. So they still cost the tax payers money. As far as if we would be better off if GM doesn't exist, we don't know that today. If they continue to shut down factories in the US and move jobs elsewhere, then was the bailout worth it? Maybe it still means something today to those that still have jobs now, but if the trend continues it's not going to mean much to future generations if the jobs are gone. Credit Ford for doing a better job of managing their finances, and it was announced earlier this year they're building a new factory in Michigan and they're investing $1 billion in Chicago factories while adding jobs to that area. I say all this as a consumer that has exclusively driven Pontiacs for the last 18 years, so I'm not a Ford fanboy.
  9. Sure glad we bailed GM out 10 years ago, only to have them move jobs to Mexico and shut down US factories.
  10. Word is that's the property that Fitlump used to visit. That has to drive down the asking price.
  11. What about pregnant women who put Sharpies in their ass? Kid probably just becomes permanently scarred.
  12. I feel like we're missing out on a bunch of stories though, and this could be therapeutic for him.
  13. @Mitch Cumsteen I don't recall, is Typhoon Mary married? If so, we need to get that guy on here. I feel like Surly could benefit, and maybe he could too.
  14. It's like a website dedicated to the women of Ohio.
  15. Looks to be anatomically correct.
  16. Don't worry, scro'! My first wife used to say babies could hold their breath and swim underwater. She's a pilot now.
  17. Fitzgerald is almost makin' goofy faces, this is nothing. He had one last year during the Notre Dame game that went viral, can't find it now though. Someone needs to Photoshop the girl closer to the Wildcat and lean her forward just a bit...that would be better.
  18. Makes sense, the post came from Parliament.
  19. I appreciate that they went to Back to the Future references shortly after, even though that involved Plutonium and not Uranium.
  20. Hmmm, kicked out of the house for fucking her Chemistry teacher because she was failing. I wonder how she's going to pay for her rent now that she's on the street...
  21. She's probably crazy in the sack too.
  22. Worst Sexual Experiences in MS Paint. Brought a lot of people to the Shag for the first time, myself included.
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