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ulukinatme

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  1. Forget Whataburger, stay away. Elvis Burgers at Devil Dawgs is where it's at.
  2. I appreciate the sleek, professional look of a bidet that's going to water blast my butt cheeks. Think I'll go with that model.
  3. I'm in the market for a new bidet. Something less than $50 hopefully that isn't a pain to install and gets the job done. Hit me with some suggestions.
  4. Me: Seriously, who is going to watch a video with a bunch of ants and fish moving around in a tank? Also me, 6 videos later: Nooo! The Cichlids died!
  5. Wait, you're not allowed in Arby's and now you're been banned from the bank too? How did that happen? How do you live?
  6. Looks like they combined Jordan's face with Magic Johnson.
  7. Bullshit, my bank showed you cashed it! I'm taking this up with the Better Business Bureau.
  8. Chad, are you still doing essential oils? I never received my purchase.
  9. I've always wondered why they cast an Irish girl in that role, and now it all makes sense.
  10. It's good to know science has found cheaper alternatives to ED pills.
  11. It seems if you have any connection, or if the town is even mentioned in your Wiki bio, and your page has the most hits of anyone else with those connections, you take the pie. Even if it's a footnote that says Jessica Alba once farted in Memphis, Tennessee, that could qualify her to take the city over Elvis if her Wiki page had more overall hits than him. It's a little ridiculous, but they made the rules.
  12. Aside from Manson and Dahmer, William T. Sherman was born there, and Sarah Jessica Parker has been known to kill boners. Maybe Ohio is a dangerous state.
  13. Manziel generated a lot of web hits in the last 10 years, but not usually for good things.
  14. This shit actually makes my stomach turn a bit.
  15. Looks like my time has finally come. Quittin' my job, movin' to Boca Raton ATTENTION: Beneficiary. I am writing to inform you that your compensation/winning payment of US$5.5Million was approved today by the Board and Directors of United Nation Committee on Rewards and Compensation. You are therefore advised to reconfirm your details to enable the financial department release your payment to you without any delay. Thus, Reconfirm the following: 1. Your Contact Address 2. Your Telephone Number: 3. Occupation: 4. Copy of your ID: We look forward for your prompt response. Thank you. Mr Mark Dawson Director of Payment, UN Foreign Office, New Delhi
  16. Made by the same guy: http://whatichopped.com/
  17. Favorite comment: "He tried to dropkick the terminator and he wanted a Lamborghini for that? That kick wasn’t even worth a 2003 Toyota Corolla."
  18. Seems legit. You can trust word of honor hacker, he's much more trustworthy than that dishonor hacker guy. I'd pay him the money...err...bitcoin.
  19. To be fair, when was the last time it was our fight? About 80 years ago comes to mind, and that's only because Japan decided to poke the bear. Since then 'Merica has been acting as world police. Obligatory:
  20. ulukinatme

    Comedy

    I love all of Mitch's stuff, but this special below is my favorite. I just wish there was video of it. "They will not get the full experience."
  21. I don't even have to ask your mom, she gives it up willingly.
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