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BigBenBamboozle

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  1. 7 minutes ago, GoLonghornNation said:

    Lol honestly though. You guys are fucked in week 2. 

    Texas is back alright. Right back in the losing to Maryland with an interim coach mode. 

    Do you know how fucking hilarious it is watching you beat your chests at that Georgia win ? Like. The same team got shit on by the tigers by 20. You won by 7. And even if transitive property doesntwork here, let me tell you what does. 

    You return the least amount of starters in the FBS and LSU is among those that returned a metric fuckton. 

    It will be fun watching your team get smeared and then bumble around looking for excuses. "Uhhh we are still back though LSU got lucky." Then herman can kiss his boys goodnight after you guys lunch mob him with your hyperunrealistic expectations. You beat one SEC team and go off the rails when its supposedly an overrated conference. Lol.

     

    Have fun Shorthorns.

    Your eggshell psyche is going to absolutely fucking hate this season. 

  2. 13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    I’m responding to the “hyperreactors”, like you, honking about mental health with this guy before they even know what in the fuck the claim is regarding why he’s missing practice. I’m calm as a bomb and have repeatedly mocked the overreacting on this very subforum. 

    As to being predictable? It’s nice to hear someone tell me that. 

    Anyway, Dr. BigBenBamboozle, let us know when you’ve been able to give sweet Bru a full work-up and diagnosis. We’ll all keep firing our thoughts and prayers his way. I might organize a candlelight vigil for him tomorrow evening on the West Mall if he’s not practicing again by then. 

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  3. 9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    This is one of the more bizarre cyberbawling episodes I’ve seen in a while. I didn’t send the guy hate mail. I didn’t angry twitterbomb him. I didn’t light a bag of poo on fire on his doorstep. I opined that he looks like an entitled pussy. He was born rich and he was coddled. His dad has admitted as much but the mom is ... well ... the mom. 

    The premise that there’s any real sign here of a mental issue is fucking silliness. He was viewed as entitled and pompous by teammates at Texas. He wasn’t shy, holed up in his room all semester, having paranoid seizures about all of the monsters in his head. He missed mom and his girlfriend, so mommy told him to come home. He was mad that Tom Herman wasn’t buddies with him and complained in a pleading manner to other teammates. He actually impacted Whittington for a bit with that bullshit. LMFAO with you guys white knighting for this clown.

    I understand mental illness is a real thing in this world, but you fucking guys don’t even know that he’s skipping practice. He might have a bad case of turf burn and he’s sitting out. He’s a thunder douche quitter until proven otherwise at this point. 

    Also, he’s not a “kid”. He’s an adult who has contemporaries dying for their country right now. I was raising a kid at his age. Many others do as well. Others are working in plants or laying concrete or digging ditches. He’s not a fucking “kid” and that bullshit is part of his problem. You sound like a bunch of snowflake enablers.

    Bru McCoy doesn’t even need to show up to get it all handed to him by the likes of people bemoaning his sweet needs on this thread. Well, the rest of us do, so fuck him and fuck you too. 

    You’re nothing if not hyper reactive and utterly predictable. Have a Snickers. 

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  4. 40 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

    Why, exactly? 

    Just an opinion. If it is something more severe on the mental health side, that supersedes football.  It’s speculation both ways, so maybe “benefit of the doubt” before “coddled, entitled pussy”? Just spitballing here. To each their own, et al. 

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  5. 5 minutes ago, GTNY said:

    Lots of unwarranted hate in this thread. Really don't understand it. 

    No shit. CTJ definitively saying it’s not a mental health issue seems a bit fucked up. We should give the kid a fucking break.  

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  6. 8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

    IT dropped a few more hints that they think we can flip Smith-Njigba if we have a good season.

    JW’s “starting to like this kid a bit more” means there’s definitely something happening behind the scenes.. 

  7. 2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

     A very well connected person who has an insider that was an eye witness 100% legit said Princely a spiked a ball very hard and hit Fisher in the face during a game of volleyball in the pool at A&Ms recruiting event. Fisher then stormed out of the pool and and the coaches and commits stopped talking to Princely for the rest of the event. Which explains Princely suddenly have interest in Texas again. This legit happened as described, 100% facts.

    My sources have echoed the same: Princely’s visit was a real slam dunk. 

  8. 10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    I don't know man we have a massive edge in head to head, NC titles and NC title appearances, BCS wins. Hell have they ever played in a bowl game bigger than the cotton bowl win in 2012 in the last 25-30 years? I'm not sure how they believe they are superior when we have more National titles in one sport then they do in combined men and women's major 3 sports and they think that a few years of having a "better" record means they have passed us. If the bar is basically being 8-4 when we were 6-6 then it's a pretty low bar to set, but that's the only way they will win the argument is by setting it low.

    Two things have changed: 

    1) The SEC move, where losses are wins and it just means more (unless it doesn’t) 

    2) Texas wandering the desert after late-Mack and Chuck Strong

    The Hermancipation of Texas will be something to behold. 

  9. 12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    Texas could go 13-0 and win another NC and aggy could win 4 games in the same year and be down 6-1 in NC count and they would still same they are the flagship and big brother. 

    I'm not sure why I still read any of the posts they make and get ragey, but here I am reading in amazement.

    Even with cult-levels of cognitive dissonance, I still think Texas wins on the field combined with playoff appearances start to corrode the group think.  

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