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Fastbreak

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  1. SGA took almost 100 more free throws in the playoffs this year than Ayton has taken in the past 2 seasons combined. Shai took more free throws in 2 different series (63 Denver, 70 Indiana) than Ayton did all year (60).
  2. Great news everyone! Last quarter saw record profits and the executive teams earned massive bonuses. Unfortunately, to keep profits going next quarter we are firing every 5th person in the room. Check your text messages. If you got a [emoji3590] emoji, please return to your desk. If you got a [emoji3517] emoji please exit the building immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
  3. As many know from the season thread, Ayton is my least favorite player in the league.
  4. $600 Trump Shirts and $275 Trump Ties
  5. What if Nico is on the phone with he buddy rob? Lebron and Bronny for Klay, PJ and Gafford The money works
  6. Lebron has a no trade clause also
  7. One more evil bastard dead. Enjoy hell.
  8. Giannis isn’t happy
  9. I didn’t know Gundy drove a Chevy
  10. A whiff of shit mixed with the subtle smell of a pissed diaper
  11. Everything is coal these days.
  12. No idea what the nets are doing. Big W for the Nugs.
  13. They both have 1 year left
  14. I went north this morning to play Blackhawk. It is indeed in rough shape. Number 6 is probably in the worst condition of any hole in austin. The layout is actually decent. I wish they would fix it up.
  15. 2 for 90 woukd have helped the team
  16. He was playing every game for a few months. Then they shut him down at start of March. He is going to the Ty Jerome minutes. It's probably a net upgrade.
  17. I have no idea what teams these guys are going to
  18. ‘Big Balls’ Is Now at the Social Security Administration Edward “Big Balls” Coristine’s placement at the SSA comes after a White House official told WIRED on Tuesday that the 19-year-old had resigned from his position in government. https://www.wired.com/story/big-balls-social-security-administration/
  19. Kam Jones can play. I hope they keep him
  20. I was super worried for Big Balls after he quit/was fired from DOGE, but I'm glad to see he bounced back at Social Security. It's great that a hard working 19 year old can get ahead despite his family being KGB double agents.
  21. From pick 10 to 30, only 2 picks (Chicago and Boston) weren't involved in trades. That's kind of rediculous.
  22. The heat gonna run the white shadow offense
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