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Rimbo

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  1. 1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

    How can they be this stupid

    I mean, is this really ... hard to figure out?

    Trump, and his supporters, are not bright people. They are not honest people. They are the perfect mix of corruption and stupidity. They are low-watt bulbs.

    We know this. We knew it.

    We should not be surprised that the people who live in their own alternate reality fanfic bubble, who reject truth and fact because it hurts their feelings, would continue to develop this fictional reality, where part of Michigan is actually Canada and the rest is actually Minnesota.

    They are dim. They lack cranial capacity. Their IQ tests came back "negative." They couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. They drool. Think of how unbelievably dim-witted the average person is; these are the people who are below that. If they were dogs, they would chase their own tail. If they were cats, they'd catch them, and then be surprised at the result when they bit down. They could mess up cooking cold cereal. These are just simple people of the earth; you know, morons.

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  2. 17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

    There is definitely this.

    The MAGAs think that the rest of us are this:

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    Sure, that guy exists.

    But so do these guys:

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    And a shitload of us voted the other way.  They may have more cosplay idiots in tacticool gear than we do....but a 30/06 round doesn't give a fuck what you're wearing.

    Nevermind the metric shit ton of vets that not only would not be joining in their attacks on US gov't installations, but would actively resist them.

    Fuck around and find out, motherfuckers.  It would be really, really dumb for these fuckers to launch an actual armed insurrection.  So, there's a really good chance they will.

    i would like to avoid a civil war if at all possible

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  3. 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

    1-32.  I had a similar success rate when it came to hitting on hot senior gals in my classes when I was a freshman at UT.

    One difference, though....I don't care about the 32 whiffs, because that 1 win......she was awesome.  

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    This also reminds me of my time at Texas, but it was the UCLA game...

  4. 18 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

    I'm way past finding any of this funny (OK, except for everything Rudy related). Hopefully, it will be hilarious to look back on later. 

    That's where I am. This will be fascinating to read about when most of these events are in the rear-view mirror.

    Like the old Chinese curse, "May you live in interesting times." Well, the times are sure fucking interesting.

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  5. 1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

    the 90 minute victory lap was just glorious.

    this really is unfolding in an entertaining way.

    It really is. It's all the Trump lawyers coming out of the clown car to randomly sue ... whatever. Just pure entertainment, at this point.

    You can see why Trump's Nielsen ratings were so high.

    1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

    Edit:  This fucking cunt really grinds my gears.   And, as I've posted before, I am quite friendly with her family, and they are Trumpkins, but absolutely terrific people. Mofos heard that I had COVID, and sent me a lovely care package, including a very nice bottle of wine.   I dread the day that I meet her, because it's gonna be really tough to remain polite. 

    i'd hate-fuck her

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  6. 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


    The fucking moron was arguing against a motion to dismiss in federal court...and he had NO IDEA what the standard of review was. That’s the stone cold opposite of “brilliant.” It’s the textbook definition of “unprepared and incompetent.”

    I don't know what that is, either.

    On the other hand... I'm not a lawyer and not pretending to be a lawyer.

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  7. 27 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

    My point is depending on the situation, “simply asking” for something can absolutely be a crime.  Ammo and zip ties was me being a dick, but you saying it can’t be a crime because all he was doing was making a request is not true. 

    "Simply asking" can be a crime for some things. It's not a crime to ask what Lindsey Graham actually asked him to do (do you even know what Lindsey Graham actually asked him to do?), as much as you or I might want it to be.

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    You don’t know this and honestly neither do I.

    Well, you're half right.

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    The point is there are enough red flags here to trigger an investigation and maybe move forward with a prosecution if warranted by the investigation. 

    No. There isn't. There aren't even yellow flags. Just one extremely tired Georgia GOP official getting badgered by a bunch of terrified losers. Go read the original sources on this and not someone's fan fiction blog account of what they think might have happened.

    My God; some of y'all are as bad about separating fiction from reality as the "B1DEN STOLZ AR VICTORY" dipshits.

    32 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

    He called multiple times. 

    Source?

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