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Posts posted by Rimbo
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Drinking homemade black & tans, listening to Prokofiev symphonies, and enjoying the fuck out of this Grade-A pussy loser wuss dumbfuck going down in flames.
But more to the point, America wins. The Great Experiment still works.
The following entities can all go fuck themselves:
- Donald Trump
- Vladimir Putin
- That fat fuck in DPRK
- China
- Uneducated dipshits who thing a lying pussy of a reality TV show star is somehow not full of shit
- OU
- the Dodgers
- aggy
- racist fuck policemen
- ICE
- OU
- Yankees
- Yankees fans
- Erin. Fucking Erin. You KNOW what you did, you lying cheating cunt.
- The fucking metric system, for selling me 11.5oz bottles and 14.9 oz cans of beer instead of a proper 12oz and 16oz, you sniveling cheap-ass scumbags
- Fox News
- OU
- 2020
- cancer
- Tom Herman
- OU
this is a partial list and I'll think of more as I work my way through the booze I bought tonight
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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
I'm only 10 minutes into the trump presser and it is, by far, the most pathetic political scene I've ever witness. What. A. Pussy.
Fucking binoculars!
TAKE THE LOSS, PUSSY!
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10 minutes ago, mdmost said:
Imagine being the legal team for this guy and you have to try to argue this bullshit he's throwing out in a court of law.
I had a boss who once told me, upon taking a job with him... "Milk it. Milk it for all it's worth."
They're all about those billable hours.
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https://www.theonion.com/trump-files-lawsuit-in-pennsylvania-alleging-election-o-1845587740
Trump Files Lawsuit In Pennsylvania Alleging Election Officials Totally Disregarding His Feelings
WASHINGTON—Blasting the complete lack of empathy, campaign attorneys for President Donald Trump filed a lawsuit in Pennsylvania Thursday alleging state election officials were totally disregarding his feelings. “A lot of these ballots clearly contain information that makes me sad and scared, and it’s just not right,” said Trump, who cautioned the media to refrain from issuing any results that would hurt him. “I’m angry and confused, and I demand that election officials cease being mean immediately. All this vote counting completely flies in the face of my emotions, and I won’t stand for it. We won’t let the Democrats make me cry.” At press time, an angry mob of Trump supporters had surrounded a vote counting facility to demand election officials make the president smile.
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35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:
Covid should have caused record-low turnouts.
But Trump views Covid like he views voting - the more tests you perform, the more covid cases there are, and the more ballots you count, the more his chances of a second term slip away.
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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:
Trump's lead is under 109k.
Yeah, those numbers were probably out-of-date by the time I hit "submit."
1 hour ago, G650 said:Number one is batshit insane.
Number 2 is pretty nutty, too.
1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:this is nothing like what is reported elsewhere
I was pulling the numbers straight from the PA Dept of State, but they may have been updated between when I loaded the page and made the post.
Also: Most of the media reports I've seen are using "estimated" vote totals, since PA allows ballots to be counted up until next Tuesday; I was using the actual ballots in-hand.
Either way, things bad for Trumpl
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Went to the PA counting dashboard, just to crunch the numbers. See https://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/ and https://www.votespa.com/About-Elections/Pages/Counting-Dashboard.aspx
It shows the breakdown of how many votes remain to be counted and how the votes are distributed.
Right now, Biden's 258,784 votes behind with 369,364 remaining to be counted. He needs just over 70% to favor him to win PA. Of the mail-in votes tallied so far, 77% have gone for Biden.
It's close, very much too close to call, but that's why the nerds are thinking Biden will win this.
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Oh, neat... we're on page 538.
https://www.theonion.com/democratic-strategists-hold-screening-of-three-amigos-1845584362
Democratic Strategists Hold Screening Of ‘Three Amigos’ In Order To Better Understand Latino Culture
WASHINGTON—Hoping to learn from their failure to court the potential voter base in the 2020 election, Democratic strategists held a screening of Three Amigos Thursday in an effort to help the party better understand Latino culture. “One of the major blunders of the last campaign cycle was Democrats’ lack of a message that connected with everyday Latinx families, such as how our policies can help towns caught in the clutches of the infamous bandito El Guapo and his band of men,” said strategist James Carville, demonstrating to his fellow analysts how they could have earned a larger vote share of the nation’s estimated 59.8 million Hispanic Americans by running ads touting increased access to invisible swordsmen and singing bushes voiced by Randy Newman. “For too long we’ve made the mistake of treating these voters like one monolithic entity, but what we’re learning is that there are multiple subgroups—Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short—that each have their own distinctive backgrounds and culture, and we need to tailor our message to fit them all.” At press time, Carville had moved on to educating strategists about how to reach out to military families by popping in a DVD of Sgt. Bilko.
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3 minutes ago, immamac said:
AZ has 2/3 called for it. It's probably next up to get called after MI for the Surly Official Map.
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the nearest whataburger to me is in tucson you insensitive clod
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3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:
It’s literally the next line in the movie you posted picture of....well, shit.
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Just now, ConferenceRoom said:
There’s no way that’s correct....ya think?
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Just now, UTexasFight said:
Yep
This is what I just texted to a buddy:
The biggest upset of all time would be if this DIDN’T go all the way to the Supreme Court and the recent rookie callup is up to bat as the 9th and game deciding vote
is marwin at the plate? because if marwin's at the plate i like our chances
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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:
@Rimbo I can send you whiskey via drizzly
Appreciate the thought, but it's probably better if I don't.
Being depressed is not made better by alcohol.
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1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:
Where are you? I’ll bring you some if you’re close.
Appreciate the offer, though.
Honestly, it's better if I don't.
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2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:
Who's going to do a shot with me when Trump declares victory in about 45 minutes?
Among the many losses I've had the past few weeks -- my Mom, my job -- I am also out of whiskey.
Bad time to be out of alcohol.
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Poll: 94% Of Nation Would Rather Live In Authoritarian Dictatorship Than Wait 10 More Minutes For Results
WASHINGTON—With almost all respondents claiming there is no agony greater than anticipation, a new Gallup poll released Tuesday found that 94% of the nation would rather live in an authoritarian dictatorship than wait 10 more minutes for election results. “I would much prefer to be subjected to the cruel whims of an autocratic megalomaniac than wait any longer for the final election outcome,” said Georgia resident Chris Mitchell, who, along with a nearly unanimous majority of Americans, expressed a willingness to be dragged from his house by government agents in the dead of night and disappeared if it would result in a shorter period of uncertainty. “Being forced to do hard labor in a concentration camp? Sign me up if it means I could finally find out who won this damn thing. Feed me propaganda, shoot dissidents in the street, do away with elections altogether, I don’t care! I’ll accept anything at this point. I just want to know.” At press time, the other 6% of respondents confirmed that they were willing to wait another five minutes maximum.[source] -
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:
No it wouldn’t be. Do you try to be wrong in every post you make?...Have you seen his posts in the baseball discussions?
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ok but seriously, actual zoom in:
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Just now, Brisketexan said:
But, I mean.....other than that, things are looking up, right?
Shit, man. Sorry to hear it.
"Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:
What is that, a picture for ants?
I'm sincerely sorry to hear about your job and your mom, man. And Tom Herman, but we all know that shared pain.
Sorry. Here, I'll zoom in for you.
2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
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NSIAP, because this image is just too perfect for Trump and his supporters.