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Rimbo

Certifiably Surly

Posts posted by Rimbo

  1. Arky did to Pedo State what they'd been doing to everyone all year. That said, that last PSU interception was a boneheaded throw by the PSU QB. If he had instead thrown that ball to the running back, it'd been a touchdown -- that DB was only there to catch the int because he should've been covering the RB.

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    Edited by Rimbo

    27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    I hate this fat fucking bitch  

    Such a sore fucking loser 

    He's not entirely wrong. I saw one of the funniest basketball plays, if not the funniest, I've ever seen today, where a WVU player was streaking down the court after a defensive rebound (Andrew Jones missing a 3-pt)... right before the 3-point line, he hurled it... to no one. There were 2 Texas players outside of an 8-foot radius of where he threw it, and nobody else but the crowd behind the basket. Cut to a photo of the WVU coach dying inside. Cut back to the WVU player dying inside, too. Laughed for a full 2 minutes at the absurdity.

    I think Huggy was thinkin' about that play when he said that. I know I sure as hell won't forget it any time soon. :D

    This is really my first time to watch Beard's team work, and I don't even recognize what we're doing from the years of Texas basketball I've watched. Between Penders' run and gun, to Barnes' defensive-focused play, to... I don't even know what Shaka was doing, seeing us run something resembling coordinated basketball on offense was new for me.

     

  3. 7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    Its still amazing we held on to him past year 4 with never once having a .500 record in conference.  I can't believe Texas had to live through Charlie Strong and Shaka Smart at the same fucking time.  

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  4. The Emmas were great, but Paul Hauser's Horace stole a lot of the scenes. As did John McCrea's Artie. The one scene near the end with them together was money.

    This movie was some dark shit for Disney. Loved it. Definitely had some rough spots and pacing issues, but I love it when stories get me rooting for the bad guys.

  5. 1 hour ago, immamac said:

    Man I fucking love Sam. 

    I have exactly one Longhorn jersey out of 32 years of Longhorn fandom. And it's Sam's.

    I hope he gets the start and show the world what he's made of.

  6. Really?

    We're doing this?

    And I'm the first one to bring this up?

    I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
    Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and
    New tattoos that claimed that he
    Was ogt,
    From '92,
    The first ep
    And in between
    Sips of coke
    He told me that
    He thought
    We were sellin' out
    Layin' down,
    Suckin' up
    To the man
    Well now I've got some
    A-dvice for you, little buddy
    Before you point the finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man
    And if I'm the man
    Then you're the man, and
    He's the man as well so you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
    All you know about me is what I've sold you
    Dumb fuck
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name
    I sold my soul to make a record
    Dip shit
    And you bought one
    So I've got some
    Advice for you, little buddy
    Before you point your finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man
    If I'm the fuckin' man
    Then you're the fuckin' man as well
    So you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
    All you know about me is what I've sold you
    Dumb fuck
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name
    I sold my soul to make a record
    Dip shit
    And you bought one
    All you read and
    Wear or see and
    Hear on tv
    Is a product
    Begging for your
    Fatass dirty
    Dollar
    So, shut up and
    Buy my new record
    Send more money
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
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    Edited by Rimbo

    I just woke up from the strangest, vivid dream.

    A dream in which the Universe made it extremely clear that I was extremely important. That I had been born to be, and I quote, "The Ultimate War Machine." And I was, in fact, Vince Neil of Motley Crue, early in their breakthrough to stardom. "No wonder they hate me later," I said.

    wtf, brain?

    seriously, what if someone had been born to be the ultimate warrior, but he became the lead singer of a successful hair metal band instead? And was, in fact, Vince Neil?

    what the hell does this mean?

    i mean, beside the fact that I should drink less before bed

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