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Rimbo

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  1. Really?

    We're doing this?

    And I'm the first one to bring this up?

    I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
    Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and
    New tattoos that claimed that he
    Was ogt,
    From '92,
    The first ep
    And in between
    Sips of coke
    He told me that
    He thought
    We were sellin' out
    Layin' down,
    Suckin' up
    To the man
    Well now I've got some
    A-dvice for you, little buddy
    Before you point the finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man
    And if I'm the man
    Then you're the man, and
    He's the man as well so you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
    All you know about me is what I've sold you
    Dumb fuck
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name
    I sold my soul to make a record
    Dip shit
    And you bought one
    So I've got some
    Advice for you, little buddy
    Before you point your finger
    You should know that
    I'm the man
    If I'm the fuckin' man
    Then you're the fuckin' man as well
    So you can
    Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
    All you know about me is what I've sold you
    Dumb fuck
    I sold out long before you ever heard my name
    I sold my soul to make a record
    Dip shit
    And you bought one
    All you read and
    Wear or see and
    Hear on tv
    Is a product
    Begging for your
    Fatass dirty
    Dollar
    So, shut up and
    Buy my new record
    Send more money
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
    Fuck you, buddy
  2. ·

    Edited by Rimbo

    I just woke up from the strangest, vivid dream.

    A dream in which the Universe made it extremely clear that I was extremely important. That I had been born to be, and I quote, "The Ultimate War Machine." And I was, in fact, Vince Neil of Motley Crue, early in their breakthrough to stardom. "No wonder they hate me later," I said.

    wtf, brain?

    seriously, what if someone had been born to be the ultimate warrior, but he became the lead singer of a successful hair metal band instead? And was, in fact, Vince Neil?

    what the hell does this mean?

    i mean, beside the fact that I should drink less before bed

  3. 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Nah. They’re is actually a good sized segment of our fan base that believes it….so how does me asking a simple question to a poster make you this upset?

    You're JAQing off. And I'm not upset. I'm trying to give you a chance to demonstrate that you're human, and not an animal, before I stick my gom jabbar into the "ignore poster" button.

  4. 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    We may not be cheating to the extent of other schools but some of these guys that have visited aint visiting for free brother.

    We know. We all know. You're like a child coming up to the dinner table, trying to inform the adults that Santa Claus -- gasp! -- isn't real, and that it was his parents all along. And the parents in question are at the table at the time.

  5. 22 hours ago, Blotto said:

    I'd love to know how many cancellations/subscription pauses  YTTV received in the last 24 hours to spur whatever agreement transpired today. It must have been worse than they could have imagined to facilitate a new agreement in 24 hours, when they supposedly couldn't get it done in the last 2-3 months. 

    They expected none. They got cocky after getting NBCUniversal to blink in that game of chicken.

  6. 2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

    And no small part of self-congratulation.

    I'll look into this reality thing when you open up the monopoly.

    See, I just told CTJ that I thought he was giving Sark too much credit, mostly because I had the feeling that CTJ was trying NOT to pat himself on the back too much.

    Don't be so butthurt by CTJ's invectives that you end up deserving them.

  7. 2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    Texas signed a top 5 class. Credit to Sarkisian and staff, but they had a ton of help. Frankly, a confluence of events from late November to now turned this class into what it is, versus just good ol'earnest hard work from the staff.

    I feel that you're actually giving Sark too much credit here, all things considered. Without some help from some hardworking alumni, and a pair of head coaches deciding to make career changes, this class might not have even cracked the top 25.

    This point of view is entirely consistent with the notion that A&M is only succeeding because of the greatest bag game since SMU.

    And both schools have the same problem: Doubts as to whether the head coach can use the talent well.

  8. 5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    All I know is that I changed this thread title a few hours before Banks publicly committed. Things continue to get better and better with Coleman being told to go be mediocre somewhere else. 

    I feel like I need to change the transfer portal thread title now in order to conjure some further dark magic to suit our needs and wants. 

    Conjuring Ewers wasn't magic enough?

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