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  1. On 6/8/2021 at 2:42 PM, ElChupacabra said:

    I think y'all are overestimating the environment in Fayetteville these days. I just turned 29 a few days ago so I'm young and haven't experienced Texas vs Arky in person but their fan base is pretty pathetic. The last few seasons really took the wind out of them and they have decided they'd much rather be a baseball school. It's hard to even find a real Hog fan that knows football and is willing to discuss it. The majority of the population here are transplants that Wally brings in from anywhere and everywhere and those folks couldn't care less about Arkansas Football. Will they show up and put on their best stiff upper lip? Sure. Will there be any actual give a damn behind it? Nope. Unlike aggy, Arkansas fully understands their position in the hierarchy of college football. They seem perfectly willing to be the doormat of their conference. I'm sure the team will treat Texas like their Super Bowl but, from what I've seen of their talent pool and depth, they're depleted. Texas *should* walk all over them. I worry that Turtle Tom rubbed off some of his fucking weak-dick, no sack having traits on the team and that they'll turtle against a team they should trounce. Fuck if I know. I just don't want to live here for the next two years if Texas loses both games against Arky. 

    They were a big-time program. Then, they joined the SEC.

    Aggy should take note.

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  2. 4 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

    I have some vechain sitting in Binance that I bought a few years ago. I’ve been completely unplugged from crypto but I guess it’s worth a few grand now. Can’t seem to be able to log in the the original Binance or the US version. Am I just going to have to take the loss, pussy? Any way to recover it? K

    You're going to need to transfer that money into a new wallet/exchange, and you are probably going to need a VPN to do it. Binance got in deep doo-doo with the feds.

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  3. 7 hours ago, ousux said:

    Might be funnier if the writer knew the difference between "reconstruct" (what South Austins mom will need for certain parts) and "restructure". The Onion aint what it used to be, thats for sure.

    /ocd
     

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    You'll note that the misuse of "reconstruct" was in a quote. Point being, Rattler doesn't know the difference. It just makes it all the funnier.

  4. https://www.theonion.com/spencer-rattler-takes-pay-cut-to-help-sooners-recruit-b-1847035639

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    NORMAN, OK—Hoping to make a personal sacrifice to aid Oklahoma’s run at the National Championship, star quarterback Spencer Rattler announced plans Monday to take a pay cut to help the Sooners recruit better players. “I’m happy to reconstruct my weekly cash handoffs if that’s what it takes for us to land top recruits,” said Rattler, who revealed plans to accept a mid-sized sedan from the university instead of a luxury sports car. “Obviously, I want the security of a long-term deal, but it’s important for us to pay these young guys. I chose to come back this year to compete for a championship, and I want to make sure we have enough money to pursue big names in the transfer portal.” At press time, Rattler invited a troubled walk-on receiver to live with him at his palatial estate.

     

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  5. 2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

    This is the defining statement on Herman. I've paid attention to football longer than I would like to admit, and I've never seen a coach who was at war against their own success more than Tom. 

    Pete beat me to it:

    1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

    John Mackovic did it seemingly every game, but at least he won a conference championship. Tom Herman would never allow his team to score enough points every week to win a championship.

    Strong: McWilliams::Herman:Mackovic

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  6. 18 hours ago, cmontexas said:

    Im nobody. Ive been around for 20 years but havent tried to cultivate any kind of online character. I post if I have thoughts that I havent seen posted. I dont care if you remember that the same guy has thoughts in the Fort Worth thread or wherever else on here

    You are the worst poster on this site. You offer nothing but lame trolling attempts that sidetrack whichever thread the board is unlucky enough to have you follow.  EG this current attempt to "gotcha" me about Jatavion Sanders playing time, like the 12 total tackles he accumulated his senior year negate the point that the dude has shown zero interest in playing defense or being the dominant pass rusher people here have projected him to be.

    Do you feel like your bringing real value to this discussion? No, you're just being a fucking cocksucker.  Unless you're like actually mentally slow or something in which case I apologize for engaging you.

    The board has an ignore feature. Use it.

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  7. 2 hours ago, Deej said:

    Sweetest, gentlest dog I ever had was Rottie who spent the first years of her life chained to a tree.

     

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    Fella down the street from me had a huge rottie named Jack. When he'd first gotten Jack, the owner was a little nervous, because Jack had snapped at a boy my son's age ('bout 4 or so?) when he first got him. Well, my son went up to him with absolutely no fear, and they were immediate best buds. And from then on. For years, whenever my son came back to that neighborhood (father-in-law lived there), Jack would whine like a puppy as soon as my son was nearby, and they had to say "hi" to each other.

    Later on, when my daughter (9 years younger) was a toddler, all the dogs in the neighborhood were having a dog party in Jack's yard. Jack and his buddy Gxr (a big, fun-loving, big, sweet, big, dumb, but mostly big boxer -- don't ask about the name) sat themselves down on the grass, butts towards my daughter. If any dog got too close, they'd make it clear that my girl was under their protection. She'd lie right inside Jack's belly like it was her pillow and he was more than happy to be there.

    But man, he LOVED my son more than anything. Son could've asked him to jump off a cliff, and Jack would do it. Most loving big guy you ever saw. 

    All that guy's dogs were like that. Big, scary-looking, but sweet as hell. Dog he had when we met him was a HUGE dobie named Damian. Same thing. Come to think of it, neighbor was that way, too. Big but kind. That's why I vote "depends on the owner" here. Because it really does. How the dog behaves is a reflection of its upbringing.

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  8. On 5/29/2021 at 7:10 AM, honolulu horn said:

    This cover is absolutely not the greatest live cover of all time, but I love it. It's right when Eddie and Sammy first started playing together, before anything was recorded for 5150. You can just tell on both of their faces that they are having a blast and that they know this new iteration of VH is going to be huge. 

     

    VH was great on that first 5150 tour when Sammy got to play guitar too.

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  9. hey at least with 2 guys on base there's more than one place to get an out, amirite? RIGHT GUYS???

     

     

     

    assuming scrubb ever throws a pitch that is neither a ball nor batting practice OH THERE'S A STRIKE

  10. On 5/27/2021 at 2:45 PM, closetojumping said:

    Anything less than 10-3 this season is an immediate signal that it is time to go ahead and light the cigarettes, because we've already been properly fucked. 

    Shit, ctj, I'm still trying to figure out who the 3 teams we lose to might be.

    I mean, we might lose to OU, because it's a rivalry game, and the winner of that game is up for grabs, even if one of the teams is great and the other's complete ass.

    Not sure how a decent coaching staff, which we have, with our talent level, which is very good, loses to 3 teams on our 2021 schedule.

    I guess we could lose a bowl game? That's two.

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