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Posts posted by Rimbo
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1 minute ago, markstanco said:
They are football players and have been yelled at before. It’s not the trombone section of the band or the tennis team. If they crumble over this transfer. Anybody who has ever played football starting in 7th grade knows this.Naw, you can yell at the trombone section like this, too. Ask me how I know...
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Man, I gotta say, I'm impressed with how -- outside of a tiny handful of miscreants -- how universal the response to this has been. There's been so much divison in the program, in politics, people accusing each other of being this or that or what have you. And yet, in the end, we all agree:
- those motherfuckers needed that motherfuckering, and
- snitches get stitches.
It's not just us on Surly. It's r/CFB on reddit. It's the entirety of Twitter. And in one fell swoop, the question of "Is it the coaches, or is it the players?" has been answered. Decisively. Sure, they may not be the right coaching staff. But man, these players need to get their shit in gear.
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them's the ones that needed that mother fuckering, there
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1 minute ago, immamac said:
I felt "Mother Fuckers" was cleanest.

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1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:After spending most of the evening reading responses to this, on here, Twitter and Reddit, I've come to one insecapable realization:
"The motherfuckers needed that motherfuckering" is the best response anyone has had or ever will have.
@immamac there's your new motto. MFERs needing some MF***ering.
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7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:Weird former players aren’t jumping on Twitter saying it’s contrived performance art and over the top hysterics.
historically shitty take.
For you, that was a historically shitty take.
For David Dennison, that was Tuesday.
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1 minute ago, Augustus said:If he was acting, it's performance art.
Did you get the sense he wasn't sincerely angry?
Jesus, dude. You're an effete one, aren't you?
STOP QUOTING THE GUY THE REST OF US HAVE ON IGNORE
David Dennison is the one with the performance art act going on, and y'all are falling for it hard
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10 minutes ago, Codaxx said:
I said he just gets walked in and told he was bad. That is the corporate way and Texas is definitely corporate. I love it, but guessing this will get more attention and some bureaucrat will feel the need to do something half ass about it. I hope it doesn’t happen, but odds are high
Not every workplace is like yours. I live in California, by God, and I wouldn't be worried about this here.
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37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:
Probably the biggest recruiting shot in the arm this staff was getting this season. Even fucking Looch is praising it in his own backhanded way.
r/cfb is on the mother too, and they're saying all the same things we are, all the same things our former players are:
1. Coach is right
2. fuck whoever released this
no doubt in my mind the team knows who did it, and man, I'm glad I'm not him right now. He'd be better off having shared a screenshot of his browser window with pegging porn in an open tab than he is right now
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1 hour ago, Skipper said:
Seriously. His ass needs to portal over to Orangebloods. Would probably fit in better with Ketch and Anwar.
Jesus Christ, Skipper, that's ... that's just mean.
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4 minutes ago, Landomatic said:
You seem like a real pussy, you know that? You can get your ass in the portal too.
I'm surprised more people don't have him on ignore.
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1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:
Give this man an extension and release whoever recorded and released it.
I regret that I have but one 🤘 to give to this.
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9 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:
Blippi exploring museums, how things are made, and showcasing all kinds of machinery and vehicles beats the pants off of cocomelon or the inane Paw Patrol type animation shows. Bluey is on another level though, has a ton of heart and really explores healthy family dynamics
Yeah, it's better than Paw Patrol, but when there's Peppa, Bluey, and Tumble Leaf to be had... plus the entire PBS Kids line-up?
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4 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:
You (by your own admission) stuck with Charlie until the end.
Therefore, any opinion you have about coaches is irrelevant and can be discarded (immediately and righteously) out of hand.
I don't get this attitude at all.
I'll take the opinion of the guy who was wrong and admitted it over the opinion of a fucker who holds a guy to an opinion he no longer believes in. The first guy is getting better; the second guy is living in the past and can't adjust to reality.
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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
IMO the problem began with firing Mack. Muschamp ain’t coming back. He’s not. He was never going to be a good head coach. Move on…god bless America. Muschamp is not coming here and resurrecting a defense from a decade ago. Move on damn. He wanted to be a head coach and he sucked at that move the fuck on.
Naw, the rot set in during Mack's time. Which is why he was fired, if you'll recall. If Mack ca. 2007 was the same guy Mack was ca. 2002, he doesn't lose his job, we win another MNC, etc. But he wasn't and we didn't and we had to can him and now we're wandering the wilderness of mediocrity.
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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:
* Raises hand *
How is personnel the issue when our last four recruiting classes were, per Rivals, #14, #14, #4, and #4?
And how many of those players are still on the team?
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Because @Nicole44 asked me.
Disclaimer: I don't know shit, and neither do you.
Recruiting is the lifeblood of any program. Personnel is the issue. We have a decent class coming in, not great, but what made Mack Brown successful wasn't the X's and O's (God knows) but the Jimmies and Joes. He came right in and blew recruiting out of the water because he could sell water to a drowning man.
So, since she asked:
- Alumni need to be unified. We've splintered off into the Dalls faction, the Houston faction, etc. We are not united. Not only that, but we have a bunch of knowitalls at the higher eschelons that think that because they're good at... whatever it is that made them rich, that they also know football, too. The alumni need to be organized and unified behind the University of Texas football program in general, and not let the Coach Of The Month -- or even the current coach -- distract them from the goal of the greater advancement of Texas Football.
- We, the Alumni, need to put people who know football in charge and let them do their jobs.Just because you watch football every weekend and win your Fantasy Football league means you know exactly nothing.
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Recruiting, recruiting, recruiting. Open up the pocketbooks, show our recruits how awesome Austin Texas is, what a great University we go to, and how much fun they're going to have in Austin -- and how well-paid they'll be, too. Also, you need to put your personal politics aside. Show the kids political beliefs that they want to see, because that's what Austin provides, no matter what it is. Football is more important than politics, here. If you're "woke," ditch it. If you want to "own the libs," ditch it. The game comes first.
tl;dr:
We need to be:1. Organized and unified (see above)2. Generous toward recruits3. Positive about what UT and Austin offer.-
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Just wanna help out my Dallas Surlies after this weekend. If you're having feelings of self-harm, please get help.
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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:
Usually, I guess you blame the coach for losing a team or having a team that quits.
Is it possible that the team is actually so bitchassed that it isn't a reflection on the coach?
It's a reflection of the coaching staff... the staff that recruited and "developed" them.
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At least our defense has shown up to play, eh?
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1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:
Be nice if Sark showed some fucking emotion instead of blank stares .
Well, there you go.
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Yeah, we need a quarterback.
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3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:
Ewers can start next year if he comes. Card can hit the portal
Ewers is not coming here.

Leaked video of Bo Davis going Augie Garrido on the team after ISU loss
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Logic, motherfucker, do you speak it?
The question is, is our shitty team this year because of the players, or the coaches?
It's not an exclusive OR. These are two questions. One of those questions has been, very decisively, answered.