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SquishMitten

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  1. 17 hours ago, Parliament said:

    And every deputy in that room needs to be fired.

    There's usually only one bailiff in the courtroom. They're rarely ever very close to the judge either. He actually shows up at the 24 second mark of the longer video above and you can see he's sitting down behind a partition, likely along the side of the courtroom. No chance he could've gotten to the judge quickly. The first guy that jumped up to help was either the court coordinator or reporter

  2. Cop handled that wrong on pretty much every level, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they’ve had plenty of encounters with that lady. I’m also going to assume her neighbors call in complaints frequently. She sounds like your typical meth addict that screams at children and anybody else she perceives to have slighted her. Also, it sounded like she mentioned them having previously pointed assault rifles at her. Cops clearly didn’t have a warrant, but this lady doesn’t seem to be even remotely sane.

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  3. Think this is the first time I’ve managed this. That’s always my go-to second word if I have a complete miss.

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  4. 25 minutes ago, YChang said:

    Along that though exercise, what if an institution like Harvard decided they care about sports?

    What does this even mean? Are you implying that due to their wealthy alumni base, they’d immediately become a powerhouse? We have quite a wealthy alumni base as well, many of which already care a shit ton about sports, but most of them still don’t contribute. It’d take a generation or two for a school like Harvard to begin competing in this space like the schools that already have an active fan base.

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  5. 35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    1) It’s not just an aggie thing, but they certainly enjoy doing it - calling Ole Miss “ole piss”. These are grown men, many past middle age, and this is what they’re doing. The amount of stupid and unfunny nicknames for schools that I see at SEC Rant is staggering. If a grown person walked up to me and used the term “ole piss” or “bammers “ or “tsip” or “barners”, I think my first and best move would be to punch them in the throat and then projectile vomit at their loved ones. It would spare me the tedium of a stultifying conversation and might reduce the risk of such idiocy being spread further.

    2) The idiotic notion of schools not only paying 85 players on the roster but going above and beyond and paying 40 extra is so staggeringly idiotic that it’s not even worth refuting. And this is coming from a board supporting a program that might not field 70 scholarship players next year.  This is the stuff they’re wringing their hands over. 

    To your second point, Burnt Ends pays walkons (or at least it has in the past). And TOF pays many non-scholarship athletes, especially in the non-revenue sports. That’s obviously not the same as paying 40 extra football players, but it’s theoretically possible if someone wanted to be insanely stupid with their money.

  6. Mother of god. Please don’t let random posters do the podcast. I have enough mini-strokes with RGBIII and Imma, and they have a very clear understanding of what not to say. The shit some of y’all spout on here - based on a complete misinterpretation of what those of us that actually know what we’re talking about - would have me curled up in a corner mumbling cheese puns. 

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  7. On 12/14/2023 at 7:34 PM, cactusflinthead said:

    Whoa.

    Ballard attacked police officers “using numerous makeshift weapons that included a piece of metal scaffolding, several pieces of a wooden plank, and a white metal pole,” court documents states. He threw a tabletop, a table leg, “a cup of some unknown liquid” and other projectiles at officers, and hit them with the police baton he was carrying, authorities said. He also pointed a flashing strobe light at police in an effort to temporarily blind or distract them

     

    Man, good thing he didn't try that in a small town.

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  8. My biggest suggestion, and I think we talked about this in person, is it’d be great if there was a way to toggle only to the most popular or most engaged posts on a thread. Some threads move fast and there are understandably duplicate posts and/or points of view. An original response may get repped a bunch, then 5 more people say the same damn thing and obviously don’t get repped. Plus we’re pretty damn good at getting wildly off topic. I’d imagine many folks don’t care to read those posts. You wouldn’t have to monitor threads, but if there was an option to change your thread-view to hide posts that don’t have reactions (good or bad), or only view posts with more than X number of reactions. When I fall far behind, I usually just scroll quickly through and only stop at posts that are highlighted as “popular.” If you could save the need to scroll for those, you could consume a lot more content in a shorter period of time. 

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  9. 2 minutes ago, FtheBig12 said:

    That bitch is nothing but a keyboard warrior who talks shit on the internet but would shit his pants in real life if he tried to stand up to me. I take that bitch to the cleaners. 

    You want me to move on fine I'm moving on Carry on. But doesn't change the fact that he's a cowardly little fucking cunt. I have zero respect for keyboard tough guys.

    See ya cunts.

    How big a ol' boy are ya? And what's your 40 time?

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  10. Wordle 854 4/6*

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    Boo. The correct word wasn’t even my next guess, so it’s an extra fail

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    Damnit. Just a bad day all around.

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  11. 16 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

    More pics in the tweet thread

     

     

     

    Doesn’t the Super Hornet have like 9 pylons for missiles? What’s the significance of noting that this one is loaded with 3? Are they normally not carrying any? Or typically carrying a different load out?

  12. Wordle 846 4/6*

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    Yeesh

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