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SquishMitten

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  1. Lot of greats are dead, but Norm is the only one I legitimately miss.
  2. First, it's obviously a joke. But to your point, no. It's already named the USS Enterprise. Last I checked, we haven't had a President Enterprise.
  3. So much savings! And <4 hour assembly time!
  4. The paperclips cracked me up
  5. On the plus side, a lot more R voters are going to fall into that category
  6. Rodney Terry to Aggy so they can say they hired our coach?
  7. Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!
  8. Having the box and papers makes all the difference? Who gives a shit about having the box?
  9. Shark complaining to the manager about a hair in its food.
  10. Well, I now know I will never swim in a rooftop pool in an area with seismic activity.
  11. Wat?!? You don’t think she did all the engineering and whateverthefuckelse goes into launching a crypto?!? I am so unhappy with my investment that I based entirely off of her questionable, but likely good, blowjob skills
  12. Oh dang. That reminds me of a picture I took in Mexico last week
  13. It’s generally a good idea to read up on things BEFORE you double down on your position
  14. Is that plaster with a hole through it? It looks like concrete in the picture. If it is, that building is absolutely not safe until it’s been thoroughly inspected
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