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AUS-97HORN

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  1. until they are down 4 scores, I refuse to believe that
  2. i mean i respect the hate... but mahomes augered that ball into the dirt without any chance of Kelce to catch it.
  3. what the fuck was that ad Instacart?
  4. that was actually a great punt by Hurts to the 2 yard line... perfect punt
  5. "a little too into the neutral zone" jesus Tom... his hand was literally lined up PAST the centers hand.
  6. gonna guess offside
  7. this dotson guy is looking good
  8. guy who is a TE for being a blocker... shows he should just keep being a blocker... drops the ball
  9. damn... that was a nice punt... until it bounced at the 1 and blasted 10 yards past the endzone endline.
  10. texas doesnt have 5 lineman who can get 1 yard. we got stuffed on 3rd and 4th & 1 like 10 times this year. we only converted 5 times and I think most of those were us doing a counter play
  11. why the fuck are we having a 3 min commercial after a first down play tackled at the 1?
  12. well... no TD after review
  13. that was a good throw... td iggles
  14. gues that was a makeup call
  15. the play clock on this screen is really freaking me out... why is it so high up into the screen???
  16. i mean holy shit.... I hate the eagles, but that was such a minor fucking pushoff.
  17. really .... thats a tiny TINY push off
  18. grumpy old bastard time... i really dont like the font or size of these graphics so far
  19. brady is insufferable
  20. yes this is TLDR had a crazy roller coaster session that in the span of about 15 hands I was low and high. original buyin was $300, about 10 hands of me folding and then Sam the used car dealer shows up... and to say hes action is a massive understatement.... hes the type that either drops 3k on the table or cleans everyone out. i top off to 500, and another full rotation goes by where I have nothing and he keeps opening for 15/25/50 and then firing at every flop. hes up/down until finally I am the button with j9cc. hes made it 15 from EP, 2 callers and I decide I want to play heads up with him. I make it $75. clears everyone but him out. flop is J-2-5 he leads out for $50, and I know he likes to call with any draw, so I pop it to $110 to keep him along. he calls, turn is a 3 giving a non-club draw as well. He checks and I bet $140... and he calls river is kind of aggravating, its a non flush 6. he checks again... and that board is so in his 2 pair, straight wheelhouse, I check back and win as he insta mucks. Im sitting aroud 830 the very next hand I get KK. several limps until Sam (who added on $100) makes it $50....next, crotchety old fuck, who overplays his hands a lot, makes it $125. I call bcause I know sam is gonna jamf ro 275 ish. - he always does in this spot. except this time one of the other aggressive guys who has me covered. jams first. sam snap calls , so does old fuck. and with this group no fucking way am I folding KK. we run it once. the jammer had 66. Sam has A8hh, old fuck who had another $400 behind doesnt show... and I table the KK. 3 side pots. Sam in for 270, Old F in for 537, me in for $835. AQ742 board. I win the top side pot. for 596. OF shows AQ to scoop the rest. Sam reboys for 500, wins 120ish on his next hand.. and I then play the next hand with him where he makes it $35 to go from SB.. 3 callers including me with J2dd as last to act. - I want to play hands with him. flop is Kd Qd Th. Sam bets out $50, folds to me, I jam, he calls so fast I have to be dead....nope Hes got 9-7dd. turn K, river.... J... he scoops. fuck. I rebuy for 500, and he loses ~800 on his next hand... hes down to $300 and I promptly lose ~$300 to him when I jam with AK off and he snap calls with A3o.. hits his 3..... sigh. I addon to 500, win a decent hand immediately to get up to $700. very next hand I am BB and 2 limpers, Sam makes it $20 in LP, SB calls, I have JTss.. I just call, 1 other caller. flop is JcTc3s, checks to him, He bets $50, folds to me... I make it $125. folds to him, he calls. turn is a 3d. I bet out $190 he calls. river is a 2x I shove, he snap calls... and mucks when I show top 2. i win a few more small ones but Sam gets felted 1 more time and leaves before I can play another with him. I leave with $1397..... exactly 97 positive. it could have been worse... but dammit poker gods, it should have been so much better. TL;DR, in for 1300 out for 1397. after losing 3 huge hands where I was a 70% or better fav to not lose.
  21. and North Carolina got hyper pissed at us "going for 2" they were convinced that Mack was teabagging them as a fuck you for the years they never supported him while at NC. If I remember right, there was almost a riot at the end until someone started explaining it to them that that was Cole's number.
  22. theres emergency stop buttons at the bottom of every escalator.... dude in suit confused as fuck and panicking.... might want to consider hitting it
  23. this is the shit that 20+ years of idiots reading over and over and over again on the internet that 9.11 was an inside job, that WT7 went down from a controlled demo.... and that Kennedy was killed via a conspiracy of more than 1 with multiple shooters everywhere. there are several reports out that there that cleary, and scientifically explain exactly what damage WT7 sustained after the 2 towers falling sheered half its supports, but folks insist on a grand conspiracy of their govt doing it instead of 20 fucked up extremists... and hell Peter Jennings recreated the magic bullet shot that used ballistics gel and cadaver bones to prove the almost undamaged bullet was possible and created all 7 documented wounds -although Jennings show only had 6 wounds because the recreated bullet cavitated a little different and ended up breaking 2 of the stand in connelys ribs instead of just the single broken rib that connely actually suffered), and the recreated bullett bounced off the thigh wound placeholder... its assumed the eztra energy of 2 ribs breaking took just enough of the momentum of the bullet away to not leave a thigh wound. all of that is available to anyone who really wants to watch it. but instead 20 years of echo chamber responses has a shitload of people wanting to beleive that 20 nut job extremeists couldnt have really taken down 4 planes with boxcutters. Or that 60 years agao a grand conspiracy took away a President instead of 1 fucking nutjob.
  24. SEC shorts final they were very, very generous with everyone except Miss State getting a grade above D. I guess they have to keep the other fan bases watching. would have loved to see what we got in the prize box though....
  25. like how the fuck do you drop that ball???
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