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Vito Andolini

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  1. We could use some of her money for NIL. Shit, her sister can contribute as well. And the better looking real actress sister can flash her boobs.
  2. Coleman hasn’t made an announcement. It’s just Lucci being a dick and making it seem like Texas is in the lead, so it will be seen as a loss for us should Coleman go elsewhere. So, a win for aggy even if they don’t get him.
  3. It’s funny Junior Bonner posted photos of four actors in his celebration post because if you’ll recall from his recruitment, Zion’s favorite thing wasn’t football but drama class. Let’s hope he’s now serious about football and can later parlay his future Austin acting contacts into something more “dramatic.”
  4. I’ve soured on receivers from Lovejoy
  5. @RGBIII has been privy to some of the negotiations and may or may not provide more insight
  6. Small dude but feisty. The first time he trucks some dude five inches taller and fifty pounds heavier, he’ll become a fan favorite. Will be able to do many of the same things Keilan and Blue could do in the passing game plus get tough yards inside. We could still use a bigger dude as a complement, but Raleek is a great get.
  7. Sark and Brandon Harris are like Louis Winthorpe III and Billy Ray Valentine waiting for just the right moment to buy back all the shares of Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice and corner the market. Or maybe it’s sell them, I’m never really quite sure. Fuck the Dukes, and the Sooners and the Aggies, I guess that’s what I’m really trying to say. Look at that S car go…
  8. I seem to recall Washington’s best highlight in his time at Texas was a catch in the spring game. And at a game this season, a scrawny kid in a cowboy hat sat next to me, spitting every so often on the concrete steps, enough to piss me off. I got over that annoyance and noticed he was cheering extra hard for Washington. Turns out he was his roommate. I seem to recall Trey Owens was a roomie as well and Livingstone was apparently supposed to also room with them, but he got the sweet setup with Manning. It seems Arch is losing quite a few of his buddies.
  9. Love seeing how this dude’s tune has changed in the last day or two. What a chuckle fuck.
  10. Since it seems every dude in drills does that to Ojo, I’m not sure what it means about Carlton, but I love to see it.
  11. Based on his recruiting ranking, I presumed Bo Barnes was a player with great promise, but in reality, I haven’t seen him play much at all. Johnny Nansen and Steve Sarkisian have seen him plenty in practice and have been able to evaluate his game tape. They have communicated his value to Muschamp. If IT’s Charlie Williams has accurate information, and they are actually telling Barnes his offer is a reduction in pay, DESPITE a barren LB room, then perhaps he isn’t the player they expected when they signed him, and we should in turn not see this as a great loss. I know, trust the corches.
  12. There’s still a pretty big role there, must think he needs a pay bump or just doesn’t like it here. Or hopefully, “Coach Williams” at Inside Texas is full of shit.
  13. And goodness knows the sainted Cignetti has never taken a player that wasn’t P4…
  14. I need to see one of those horribly over saturated tweets from Fawcett before I felt halfway confident about Raleek
  15. I’ve learned you don’t even need to be a billionaire to barely speak to your wife.
  16. While he’s in Wisconsin, perhaps he can help with the OL transfer
  17. Besides Cal, the Arizona State talk is also a beating, but then I see we are inviting it with the thread title…
  18. Darrell Green. All in.
  19. “Marge?” “Yes, Coach?” “Can you get that little fella from Wyoming on the phone?”
  20. Being the Sausage King of Chicago hasn’t been fulfilling?
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