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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. I came into today ready to watch Texas football, then read the Sark rumors. Now I’m numb. Why can’t we have nice things? All future coaching searches (basketball and football) need to be just as focused on the wife, or maybe better if they don’t have a wife at all.
  2. First thought I had. For once, his body language didn’t look like that of a victim.
  3. Actually ran with passion there.
  4. What a Sark-like drive for Misery.
  5. This limp dick slap fight is finally over.
  6. Dude spun out of the block and fell.
  7. Maybe put him waaaay in the backfield and turn around and kick it to him.
  8. Defense with the late shift
  9. They weren’t even rushing, just kind of stood there.
  10. Dude, stop posting random tweets.
  11. Doesn’t trust his dumb QB
  12. Yes! More Texas football today. Just what I wanted to see!
  13. Uh, nobody would have. Are you claiming you would have?
  14. Niblett is our only offense
  15. I didn’t realize both mentally handicapped Stoops were on the sidelines. It makes this performance by the Horns even more laughable.
  16. Or more plausible, he’s never been what we thought he was.
  17. You have something better to look at?
  18. I doubt it, but Sark has always come across as kind of gimmicky. He doesn’t have the tough mindset of top tier coach.
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