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Homesickhorn

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  1. There is a chance that Ole Miss can win the NCAA college baseball national championship for the first time in school history, tomorrow. There’s a chance.

    That said, having played for them, bled for them, cried for them, and dog cussed them, my superstition takes precedence.

    I’ll check back with you dipshits tomorrow, if I make it.

    See y’all on the other side my friends.

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  2. There needs to be a legal asshole exception that allows you to punch assholes who really deserve it. 

    Or just brain the piece of shit with a wooden Louisville Slugger. Dude showed more patience than I ever could or would have. Good on the dude filming for keeping his shit in his bag.
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  3. Dyes her hair either blonde or brunette, does a reverse MS-150 to Houston, and ends up swiping the “let’s do this” on a Tinder profile (cough) (not saying I’ve ever dabbled in the Tinders) (cough), but asking for friends?

  4. 2 hours ago, Lat22 said:

    ID please. I’m not at home and this is around the pool. 
     

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    Broad Banded Water snek.  Exact same as the one posted on page 60.  Awesome snek, had one as a pet for almost four years.  Fed him guppies, and watching how he'd eat was freaking amazing.

  5. 14 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

    There’s 2 of em. I’m at the baseball game but my wife and the boy went home early. She just sent these pics. Is this snake porn?

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    This is what happens when you leave Barry White playing on your external speakers.  I'm beginning to think you're doing this on purpose. 

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  6. Thanks for the responses. I haven’t seen him since, but he was big. My neighbor found a 5 foot long skin in his yard that I assume he recently shedded

    They can get big, but 5 ft is a giant nerodia. Keep in mind their shedded skins stretch, so your boy might have given snek the benefit of the doubt. I’ll try and find the pic I took about three years ago of the one at the LBJ boat launch who had just eaten what looked like an NFL regulation size football.
  7. Hunters Creek has a Longhorn plurality.  That really is not Aggie country.
    Great school district.

    Fact. Unfortunately, the majority of the teachers are aggy. There are plenty of Longhorns on the staff, but aggy still outnumbers them 2 to 1. That’s specifically at HCE, the district itself is lights out, and arguably one of the best in the state let alone the city.
  8. I’m subbing today at Hunters Creek Elementary in the heart of Memorial. The kindergarten kids had a play today. I wasn’t surprised at the uniform d’jour of the dads who attended. It was literally one of two different things;
    1) Costa trucker hat with Costa sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, Columbia fishing shorts, and either Crocs or New Balance “coaching shoes”.
    2) Costa trucker hat with sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, jeans, and flat-toe boots.

    The aggy rings couldn’t be counted from where I was, but I’m almost positive we’re looking at an 80-90 percentile in that category as well.

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