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Posts posted by Homesickhorn
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Shhhh. Let’s just enjoy this.
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Boom mother fucker!!!
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That’s a 7 in Oxford, brother.
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Watching Mallitz with his constant tics and twitches and grimaces and touches makes my skin crawl.
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There is a chance that Ole Miss can win the NCAA college baseball national championship for the first time in school history, tomorrow. There’s a chance.
That said, having played for them, bled for them, cried for them, and dog cussed them, my superstition takes precedence.
I’ll check back with you dipshits tomorrow, if I make it.
See y’all on the other side my friends.- 4
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Just hang her nose down and let her drain for a day. She’ll probably fire right back up.
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There needs to be a legal asshole exception that allows you to punch assholes who really deserve it.
Or just brain the piece of shit with a wooden Louisville Slugger. Dude showed more patience than I ever could or would have. Good on the dude filming for keeping his shit in his bag.- 2
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Dyes her hair either blonde or brunette, does a reverse MS-150 to Houston, and ends up swiping the “let’s do this” on a Tinder profile (cough) (not saying I’ve ever dabbled in the Tinders) (cough), but asking for friends?
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I just heard that Iguana entered the transfer portal. Someone better pick his ass up.
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On 5/19/2022 at 2:09 AM, Bama Chick said:
I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.Well, that's assuming that I don't pull out. And even I'M not that stupid.
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Was that one of them up under the dock?
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That’s the truth. You won’t even abandon Greg Davis.
Yeesh. Credit where credit’s due.
You know I love you Snacks.- 2
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Found it.
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Thanks for the responses. I haven’t seen him since, but he was big. My neighbor found a 5 foot long skin in his yard that I assume he recently shedded
They can get big, but 5 ft is a giant nerodia. Keep in mind their shedded skins stretch, so your boy might have given snek the benefit of the doubt. I’ll try and find the pic I took about three years ago of the one at the LBJ boat launch who had just eaten what looked like an NFL regulation size football. -
Hunters Creek has a Longhorn plurality. That really is not Aggie country.
Great school district.
Fact. Unfortunately, the majority of the teachers are aggy. There are plenty of Longhorns on the staff, but aggy still outnumbers them 2 to 1. That’s specifically at HCE, the district itself is lights out, and arguably one of the best in the state let alone the city. -
Definitely glad your wife is okay.
But you don't really believe that ladder story, do you?
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I hate these people with the fire of a thousand suns, but don't you dare lump me and my New Balance dad shoes in with this cunt ass bitches.
I have the same NB dad shoes. Consider yourself not-lumped.- 1
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I’m subbing today at Hunters Creek Elementary in the heart of Memorial. The kindergarten kids had a play today. I wasn’t surprised at the uniform d’jour of the dads who attended. It was literally one of two different things;
1) Costa trucker hat with Costa sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, Columbia fishing shorts, and either Crocs or New Balance “coaching shoes”.
2) Costa trucker hat with sunglasses on the bill (because it’s rude to wear sunglasses inside but cool to wear a hat). Short sleeve button up Columbia fishing shirt, jeans, and flat-toe boots.
The aggy rings couldn’t be counted from where I was, but I’m almost positive we’re looking at an 80-90 percentile in that category as well.- 8
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22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:
Flash that money, Mr. BigTime.
Not sure you read the former part of that one before quoting the latter. Twas a joke.
If I was being "for real", it would've definitely been a La Quinta.
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2022 College World Series Thread
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