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19 minutes ago, BamaATL said:
Think the guy holding that scale board is going to be a meme?
Holy shit this. This dude might beat out the USC Cheerleader if done properly.
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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:
What tanks?
Well after watching their victory parade, it's probably just "tank". And I think their city committee named it Little Sebastian.
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Little Homesick and I were up in Tin Top at my buddy's cabin that sits right on the Brazos. We were there to dispatch pigs, but during the day, we decided to cast out down by his boat hangar. Little Homesick headed back over to the tackle box to bait his hook, and said, "Whoah". I turned to look and there was about a 4ft water snek right there on the sidewalk. He took a look at both of us and then launched straight off of the bank (sidewalk) into the river, belly flopping, and then disappearing.
We decided to walk along the bank and see if we could find him, and find him we did. Right after he'd ingested Thanksgiving Day feast.
Clincher was, Little Homesick looked at me and said, "Dad, due to the fact that his dive off of the ledge was an easy 8.5-9, we should call him Sneg Louganis".
Good kid, Little Homesick.
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I'm not quite sure what all this means, but I'll tell you right now Beard is going to win at Ole Miss. Maybe not next year, but maybe. But by year 2 he'll have Ole Miss on a heck of a trajectory, and the SJB Pavilion will be rocking like it never has. Just be resigned to him signing with Kentucky when that job opens up.
I’ve had a beverage or two. Appreciate your response though. Back to baseball and failing football hopes for me.- 1
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The Ole Miss hire once again confirms SEC is sleezy as fuck.
Welcome aboard mother fucker.
I fucking hate basketball. That said, the hiring of Keith Carter as our AD was kind of cool because he and I went to school at Ole Miss together. He played basketball (well) and this probably the last time we were even remotely relevant in the sport. When I played baseball there, we were lower/mid in the conference if we were lucky. I’ve always liked Keith, and always hated basketball. His plea to the powers that be when he hired Kiffin was two-fold; If he fucks up, so did I, so y’all can fire us in the same room. His talk with Kiffin was almost verbatim; Here’s your last shot, and if you fuck up, I’m going down with the ship.
I don’t care enough about the sport to really have a dog in the fight other than to say, “If Ole Miss beats Texas in basketball next year, I’ll probably hear about it after the fact. But I’ll laugh if it happens. Because I’m a toothless, uneducated wife beater who doesn’t know fuck from shit. And I believe everything the internet tells me.” -
Good grief what a bunch of clowns. Put a cover on it, would you?
We’re not lucky enough for that to happen. Because if it did, there’d be less of them. Ain’t happening man.- 1
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What does the plaque say?
I'm sure it's something about the mean old sips.
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I shouldn’t have worn my sneakers. Good first trip out there this year (for me anyway). The fact that we saw what we saw is promising. Some rainfall in the near future would be awesome.
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First snek of the season, rather boring stinky ribbon snake under some tin. Saw another dead on the road. I’m hoping to do a lot more snake hunting this year. Need to mark of a mud snake from my list.
Yeah, you do. That beauty that I caught two years ago was badass. Ya shoulda come out maaan.- 1
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5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
I was hoping she was that J6 realtor moron.
This^^^
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Did anyone see whether or not the pilot punched out of the SU-34? I couldn't see from the videos, but didn't read the comments.
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On 1/6/2023 at 1:44 PM, Spaulding Smails said:
My dad and I both love these HS football mascots. Nice find. Have some pos rep.
A few Texas high schools missing:
Falfurrias Jerseys
Schulenburg Short Horns
Tivy Fighting Antlers
Fredericksburg Billies
And, although not in Texas, the Dickinson Midgets out of North Dakota.
Fixed it for you. TFND!!!!
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2 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:
GUILTY
As fuck. Prosecution breathing a loud "WHEW".
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I was listening to the wrong fucking link because I'm stupid.
See ya!!!!
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10 minutes? Did I hear that correctly?
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I’ve been following this pretty hard for the last three weeks or so since I guess I “caught up” to it. Working from home and watching (listening) CourtTV today. I’ve got to give props to Nicole for keeping this thread pretty damn updated.
Now, I’m no attorney, but is the defense just tripping over their dicks right now, or are they just trying for a mistrial.
This guy (Griffin) sounds like the dude at the party that was asked a simple question by someone trying to be friendly because he’s the awkward dude, and he goes into a diatribe that nobody wants to hear because it doesn’t matter/make any sense?
The look on the defendant’s face is the basis for my question. I’ll hang up and listen.- 1
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16 minutes ago, Underdog said:
6 Billion just means more people for her to sleep with.
And if each one of them donated a dollar, they could compete with an elementary school in Illinois.
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On 1/17/2023 at 11:15 AM, huge said:
fuck it, go for it
splat
I've been lax on this thread and just now catching up. I can't stop laughing. Arguably one of the best comments is, "Like a pile of jello in a person suit".
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Who Dat?? Who Dat???
(Co-Commentator’s response as Ricky de-cleated him)verbatim: “Dat my friends, is Ricky Williams! And if you don’t know who he is you’d better ask somebody”!!!!
Watched that game whilst sitting upright in my bedroom my senior year in high school, having just had all four of my fucking wisdom teeth removed.- 2
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Just now responding to this thread solely based on the title. Haven't gone through it yet, but I figured I'd drop this one (NSIAP). And I forgot how to paste YouTube vids.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
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Correct. One of them was cleaning his shotgun and accidentally blew his boyfriend's head off. Overcome with grief, and not proficient with an over-under .12 gauge, he threw himself off of a pier into 4ft of water, and drowned because he couldn't swim.