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Homesickhorn

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  1. At his age I think its impressive, but the optics of being shirtless in jeans is what I find funny and the fact he felt the need to even do it is even more absurd.  

    My dad just turned 80. He does 20 push ups and 50 sit ups every morning. Also run/walks 2.5 miles every evening. But then again, as he’ll say, “I was a Green Beret before they were cool”.
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  2. Fox brass: "Now Jesse. We know you're terrible. Truly we do. But, this is the prime time slot. You are going to have to be extra awful to live up to Tucker's legacy. Can you reach within yourself and let out the worst possible version of yourself?"

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  3. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    A tale of a tragic trip.
    that started from the Polar Prince onto this janky Titan shit.
    their pilot was a well known French dude.
    the owner was a foolhardy stooge.
    5 mission experts went under Sunday 
    for what was a four plus hour tour
    But one hour and forty five minutes in 
    the tiny sub was lost.
    if not for the courage of the surly crew all gallows humor would be lost. All gallows humor would be lost.
     
    The sub imploded less than 2 hours in and no one but the Navy seemed to know.
    Now there’s nothing left  of them but a small debris field of tiny junk.
    less one thousand yards away from the unsinkable Titanic they found their final resting place.
    In one catastrophic millisecond their bodies were squashed like grapes! 
     
    Does that cover it? 

    I’ve said this before; Marry me.
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  4. Pops was in town for a doctors appointment and wanted to go look for owls on snek road. No owls, but several snakes. Missed on two nerodia and really annoyed the small dick truck that passed us ended up killing a Ratsnake. Yet another cottonmouth…

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    Happened to me the other day. Fucking pricks.
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