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Posts posted by Homesickhorn
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What's a dead baby in a microwave look like?
SpoilerI don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
I always heard it as:
What’s the hardest thing about putting a baby in a microwave?
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Obligatory.
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Which one of you is this?
He gets up, grabs his bag and quietly exits the plane. We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed.
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The best part is Mississippi (as much as I hate those racist fucks) is a better program than aggy, so as long as they keep doing that this is me:
I went to Ole Miss, and I’m not a “racist fuck”.
*Fucking Mexicans, man.-
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*might get negged, but fuck it.-
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CDL drivers have drug and alcohol issues too, the recently created national clearinghouse has something like a 10% reapplication rate for drivers to try and get back in, so 90% just say fuck it and find some other job without as strict drug and alcohol testing. Let that sink in.
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This game was too close for me.
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Who in THE FUCK thought it was good idea to cross those two????
Nobody. It didn’t happen. Dipshits claim to crossbreed venomous sneks, and it’s complete bullshit.-
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Reminds me of something they would do on Jackass
I laughed my ass off watching that video. But, having done that before with a pitching machine in my youth, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that at 94 mph, it’s extremely different being hit when you’re expecting it, than being hit when you’re not. -
I wonder if Billy Liucci, who looks like he has meth for breakfast, has even been in a fight?
He sure talks tough on Twitter.
I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.-
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Hard to believe she is a sprinter looking at the film. She was real slow getting to the QB.
Opportunity presented itself too quickly. She was too busy trying to figure out what he was doing wrong, and how to tell him.-
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Anyone have the clip of the girl who played running back in the arena league? They put her in for three plays, handed off to her three times, and I think she rushed for -15 yards.
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And calling us Ole Piss makes you sound like a fucking aggy hayseed.
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Bandera is a fucking meth pit.
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Where’s the hell is that fucking roach. He needs to die, and I’m going to murder him.-
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It was a Texas Rat Snake
Hognose.
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Yup, pretty simple. But let's be clear, if he was a 5 star phenom and healthy, he'd have been accepted back with open arms. That might be the "double standard" claim, but I don't see how it flies in this business. Kiffin is still a scumbag regardless of how one views this particular incident.
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I hated this game before it even started.
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Ah ok. Then I likely would go with coachwhip.
What he said^^^^. He’s pre-law.-
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Picked up little man at FBMS this afternoon. We immediately headed to Kerrville to visit his grandparents. I asked him about the fight that took place on the first day. He said that it “was crazy”.
Apparently, a 7th grader and beat the brakes off of an 8th grade bully. After the 7th grader was restrained by admin, the 8th grader ran around and threw a behind the back cheap shot, right into his temple. Fortunately, it didn’t faze the 7th grader.
One of my son’s friends was there, and of course, got it on his phone. After a second, I said, “do you have it”?
He did. He showed it to me, and even though it was muted, literally everything he described was true about the fight.
Little Homesick knows the 7th grader, and they call him Big Thomas. My son, and his friends that I gave rides home to today, claim he’s a gentle giant, and one of the nicest, quietest guys in their grade.
There were not a ton of kids around when it happened, which is why I think the admin response time wasn’t immediate. I know this is shitty, but a bully picking on a kid and getting the hard truth isn’t something I completely oppose. It’s just the here and now of the situation that scares the shit out of me.-
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aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone.
Agreeing with you means that my alma mater stands to draw the short straw in this scenario. So I will not agree with you sir. -
And it sits adjacent to one of, if not THE number one ranked elementary school in HISD.
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Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.