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Homesickhorn

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  1. I've never been to a drag show, but I've pulled more than a few girls from gay bars because I don't give a fuck if a guy hits on me. Now, being the straight guy that they all want to blow and turn gay can get exhausting after a few hours, but oh well. 

    Out of all of the things that didn’t happen, this ^^^^ didn’t happen the most.
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  2. What's a dead baby in a microwave look like?
    Spoiler

    I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

     


    I always heard it as:
    What’s the hardest thing about putting a baby in a microwave?












    My cock.
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  3. CDL drivers have drug and alcohol issues too, the recently created national clearinghouse has something like a 10% reapplication rate for drivers to try and get back in, so 90% just say fuck it and find some other job without as strict drug and alcohol testing. Let that sink in.

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  4. Who in THE FUCK thought it was good idea to cross those two????

    Nobody. It didn’t happen. Dipshits claim to crossbreed venomous sneks, and it’s complete bullshit.
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  5. Reminds me of something they would do on Jackass

    I laughed my ass off watching that video. But, having done that before with a pitching machine in my youth, I can tell you with absolute certainty, that at 94 mph, it’s extremely different being hit when you’re expecting it, than being hit when you’re not.
  6. I wonder if Billy Liucci, who looks like he has meth for breakfast, has even been in a fight?
    He sure talks tough on Twitter.  

    I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.
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  7. Yup, pretty simple. But let's be clear, if he was a 5 star phenom and healthy, he'd have been accepted back with open arms. That might be the "double standard" claim, but I don't see how it flies in this business. Kiffin is still a scumbag regardless of how one views this particular incident. 

    Cotton Bowl record brah.
  8. What is it?
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    Grey rat snek. Sometimes the babies can be extremely light in color.
    Pretty sure I’ve seen these on this thread, but what is this guy?

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    Awesome snek.
  9. Picked up little man at FBMS this afternoon. We immediately headed to Kerrville to visit his grandparents. I asked him about the fight that took place on the first day. He said that it “was crazy”.
    Apparently, a 7th grader and beat the brakes off of an 8th grade bully. After the 7th grader was restrained by admin, the 8th grader ran around and threw a behind the back cheap shot, right into his temple. Fortunately, it didn’t faze the 7th grader.
    One of my son’s friends was there, and of course, got it on his phone. After a second, I said, “do you have it”?
    He did. He showed it to me, and even though it was muted, literally everything he described was true about the fight.
    Little Homesick knows the 7th grader, and they call him Big Thomas. My son, and his friends that I gave rides home to today, claim he’s a gentle giant, and one of the nicest, quietest guys in their grade.

    There were not a ton of kids around when it happened, which is why I think the admin response time wasn’t immediate. I know this is shitty, but a bully picking on a kid and getting the hard truth isn’t something I completely oppose. It’s just the here and now of the situation that scares the shit out of me.

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  10. aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone. 

    Agreeing with you means that my alma mater stands to draw the short straw in this scenario. So I will not agree with you sir.
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