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Homesickhorn

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  1. Respectfully I disagree. You moron. Kidding but felt like a good opportunity to take an anonymous online shot at someone. Here is how I see this battle taking place. Each cougar retreats to a corner as far away as possible from the action. The pack descends upon one of the cougars from every angle. The cougar feigns and crouches and bluffs once it is cornered trying to convince itself it is the predator and not the prey. The wolves drive the cougar off of its spot using their hunting technique. They aren't quite engaging enough for the cougar to attack, it knows it is in for a battle so it keeps retreating and trying to scare the wolves off. Meanwhile its 3 buddies are off napping and eating lasagna. Eventually the wolves wear down the cougar and it has to fight. It is exhausted. It maybe takes out one of the wolves tops. Wolves don't get tired man. They will do this shit over and over to each of the remaining cougars. Those pumas don't know teamwork. 
    I need to revisit the bracket but I heard 3 333 lb Silverbacks took on 25 40 lb wolverines today.

    Soooo……defeated?
  2. Also, the existence of government programs that don't answer to Congress, the President, or the Judicial. There has to be oversight somewhere.

    I’m sorry, but I read this just like this:

    “Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.”
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  3. At his age I think its impressive, but the optics of being shirtless in jeans is what I find funny and the fact he felt the need to even do it is even more absurd.  

    My dad just turned 80. He does 20 push ups and 50 sit ups every morning. Also run/walks 2.5 miles every evening. But then again, as he’ll say, “I was a Green Beret before they were cool”.
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  4. Fox brass: "Now Jesse. We know you're terrible. Truly we do. But, this is the prime time slot. You are going to have to be extra awful to live up to Tucker's legacy. Can you reach within yourself and let out the worst possible version of yourself?"

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  5. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    A tale of a tragic trip.
    that started from the Polar Prince onto this janky Titan shit.
    their pilot was a well known French dude.
    the owner was a foolhardy stooge.
    5 mission experts went under Sunday 
    for what was a four plus hour tour
    But one hour and forty five minutes in 
    the tiny sub was lost.
    if not for the courage of the surly crew all gallows humor would be lost. All gallows humor would be lost.
     
    The sub imploded less than 2 hours in and no one but the Navy seemed to know.
    Now there’s nothing left  of them but a small debris field of tiny junk.
    less one thousand yards away from the unsinkable Titanic they found their final resting place.
    In one catastrophic millisecond their bodies were squashed like grapes! 
     
    Does that cover it? 

    I’ve said this before; Marry me.
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