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Homesickhorn

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  1. These guys play baseball.  They've been sitting out in hot ass weather playing 2,3,4 games on a Sunday since they were like 8/9 years old.  

    This^^^.

    Also, my alma mater just avoided getting eliminated by Ga Tech in their own Oxford regional.
  2. Dove hunting South Texas. Two steps directly on the back of a four footer will make you feel alive and light on your feet. 

    Same sport, same venue, crouching down next to a big dead cactus can make you feel bitten.
    Important safety tip: Chippewas are only worth a shit if you’re standing up straight.
  3. Found this drama queen cutting wood at my boss’s new place in Kerrville. He did everything they’re known to do in about 30 seconds. Puff up, flatten out, and finally, play dead.
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    I ate a "Space Cake" years ago on the train from Amsterdam to the airport. 
    My psychotic break consisted of staring out the plane window at the pretty clouds for 6 hours. Maybe a drool of spittle or two at most. 
     
    Anyway, still no excuse. Ban them from flying forever. Charge them for the lost cost of the airline. Charge them for assault. Edibles may be the reason, but that's not an excuse. 
    (Not implying that's what y'all were implying.)
     
     

    Depending on how many “years ago” this took place. I might’ve been on your same train ride, and flight. Going through the exact same thing.
  5. They’re such nerds at the baseball games with the bubbles and counting balls and everything. Be normal human beings my God.

    Having played college baseball, the only thing these antics instilled into the opposing team was, “we can’t lose to these idiots”.
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  6. I mean, if I were mean I would have asked him all kinds of questions about his russian mail order bride, who he spent 15 or so years on these boards castigating as ruining his life, and how he felt about the fact that his children are anchor babies who's citizenship could be in threat becuase his wife was an immigrant. Or how he thought a few months ago he was going to fucking die, and has miraculously had a huge improvement in his health, encouraged by myself and many others who could be "liberal cucks" and the only lesson he seems to have taken from that situation is to continue to fuel hate and anger and blame the woes in his life on immigrants, who actually provide taxes to his precious social security funds, not that he understands that, and ignoring placing any blame on a skyrocketing national debt on policies he inevitably voted into office. 
     
    Personal accountability is dead in this country. 

    I miss hanging out with you, man. But this post made me miss you even more.

    As for spanky, reading this thread and his comments, had me thinking that, the dude is just a dyed in the wool troll, just like those in the past. But now, after reading what you just said, and checking tape, he really is just that stupid. His constant need to come back pushes me toward thinking narcissist/sociopath. I’m not correct on a metric fuckton of my thinking, but I have been dead to rights on that diagnosis, historically.
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  7. I don’t watch a lot of college baseball or even know how many games are in a season. What does 8&4 translate to in baseball games?


    Typical max of 54-56 games before postseason. So roughly 36-18.
  8. I appreciate ole miss as being the losing end of probably the best college baseball 3 game series I’ve ever seen.  I’m fairly certain that Texas won the national championship in Oxford that weekend. Omaha was just a victory lap. (As Florida no doubt recalls)

    God, that series. I remember Augie being interviewed at the CWS saying, “The best team I’ve seen this year isn’t even here in Omaha”.
  9. It’s the “Ole Piss” thing that’s just dumb. I’m an Ole Miss fan who’s also a diehard Texas fan. But come on, that’s bush. Oh well, no real dog in the fight at this point. That game had me worried all week, and rightfully so.

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  10. I’m here to say that we suck. Nothing new. And Zeus had a good time on his first solo flight, starting a thread, finishing said thread, and filling it with complete shit. His hate for Ole Miss runs deep, it’s admirable. Back story?

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  11. Who's got a clip of the aggy-nebby game where an aggy player has a handful of a nebby player's scrotum, doing his level best to rip it off... the nebby guy is buried face down in a pile, and starts kicking wildly, trying to save his nuts... and the ref calls penalty on husker. Pelini goes apeshit on the sideline, and refs throw a flag on him. Nebby winds up with 30 yards of penalties as a result of their player nearly receiving a non-surgical castration.
    One of the better vids from a game where Horn fans devoutly pray for asteroids. Would serve as a reminder of aggy perfidy. 
    C'mon, guys... who's got it?

    I thought he was double-finger blasting the Husker’s rectal chamber. I remember even the commentators being like, “whoa….that’s definitely (cough) deserving of a personal foul penalty”.
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    I’m almost positive that this is a picture of a friend of mine. It snowed in Oxford, and almost 99.9% of professors canceled class. With the exception of our cunt Latin American Politics teacher. She also didn’t cancel on 9/11, just to date this pic.
  13. Oh the horror… I’m a Texas fan so I totally don’t know what it’s like to have my team’s name made fun of by other fan bases. I actually have no strong feeling about your Alma mater and call them ole piss out of habit from seeing it on the shag. The “pussy” reference was a jab at our own fan base calling Ewers that name after getting clobbered by UGA’s defense. You can take that personally if you really want to, I guess. Anyway, take the win, pussy.

    I actually get the reference now that you’ve explained it. And, I’m obviously slower than most, according to my where I went to school. ‘‘Twas a long day yesterday, and I might’ve had a beverage, or eight. Couple that with the fact that I’m still not convinced that we’re that good, and you get someone who tends to howl at the moon.

    Ole Piss is still a terrible nickname, mainly used by State and LSU fans.
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  14. You started the thread, calling my alma mater Ole Piss. It’s a tired nickname, used by hayseeds and idiots. Then you called the quarterback a pussy. It wasn’t your fault Ole Miss won, soundly. But you threw a belt high fastball to someone with quick hands. There’s absolutely no way I’m not going to tee off on it.

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