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Posts posted by Homesickhorn
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From Little Homesick. I am the “beast dad”. Have to admit, my allergies attacked me out of nowhere when I read it the first time.
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foul ball? ref seems like he wants this game to go on and on
So does the ump.
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Paging msudawg, msudawg, please pick up the white curtesy phone.
Man, the way State’s climbed the ladder in the post season, and doing it in such a crazy fashion is pretty badass.
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The only person who responds to Justin, is Justin. That dude is a ticking time bomb.
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Aunt Bethany?
Does your cat like jello?
I don’t know about the cat, but I’m sure enjoying it.
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Haha
I don’t care who you are, but that’s just fucking funny.
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nope, she didn't. and as far as motorcycles in HOV, it was allowed in Atlanta last time I travelled there--only one rider required.
I’m pretty sure y’all are right, I never rode mine in the HOV lane though. And now, I’m pretty sure I never will.
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11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:You'd be wrong. Motorcycles are allowed in the HOV lane.
Not according to the driver of that SUV.
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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
This dude has flown past the real estate douche up in Fargo for the "Person I would like see harm visited" award.
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16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:
and thats why I could never ride a cycle. dude did nothing wrong, but the fucking clown who was at a standstill crossed a double white line to jump into the HOV lane that is traveling at least 45 MPH faster.
im guessing the cycle driver didnt make it?
I've got to disagree. Dude was in the HOV lane, and unless I'm blind, he didn't have a passenger.
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Fuck pig. Hook’em.
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Yea well you're kind of an asshole!!
All you just did was state a fact. I’m waiting for the punchline.
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Snacks and Ldogg have banned me from the bar. I stepped out to make a phone call and the home runs happened. I think I just saw The ball that Clemens hit fly over us in west Houston.
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We first encountered him around the 2nd inning and he was already smashed. By the time I left he was proclaiming his love for Phil and telling me I was a badass. I suspect Phil got #metoo-ed at some point.
I kinda thought he was a bit of a fucktard. He grabbed my sunglasses off of my head, put them on, and said, “love these, thanks”.
I grabbed them back off of his face, and I think it upset him. All that said, he was wasted, so I guess the dude gets a pass.
Phil is definitely going to sell him a house.
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anyone watching tomorrow ?
McNelly left Phil and me in charge of picking a watch spot, and we totally shit the bed. We trailed off because we realized we were on the wrong side of the bar because the hot help wasn’t working our section. Open to suggestions as to where, I’d rather not do Ladybirds due to the fact that I’m superstitious.
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I got here about 30 minutes ago and he’s still here. I had to walk outside when he asked the entire bar who had ever bought into a poker game for $125 and cashed out with “35 Gs”.So apparently we hung out with Terry Puhl’s son. That was interesting. And he was drunk as fuck.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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I'll be coming in from Kerrville, but should be there by the 2nd or 3rd inning.
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I’ll bet she like working the staff.
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When I decided take the scholarship that Ole Miss offered me, and not Texas (books) for baseball, my father was distraught. I informed him that with the percentage OM was offering me would cover out of state tuition, books, room and board, and probably save him a substantial amount of money annually. He still couldn’t wrap his head around it. Finally, as a last ditch effort, I said, “Dad, we play the pigs every year, in conference”.
He thought about that for a bit, and said, “Okay homesick. Just make sure you fucking beat them when you play them.”
That’s what Arkansas is to my family.
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Middle Name Wayne.
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Little Homesick “graduated” from the 1st grade last Thursday. Ex Mrs Homesick felt it necessary to text me from the school at 12pm:
Her- “he really wishes his Dad could be here to see this”.
Me- “According to the take home flier, it doesn’t happen until 12:30. Have you already spoken with him?” (It was my week with him, so I’m the one who dropped him off, and was picking him up).
Her- “I haven’t spoken to him yet, but I know that he’s going to want you here”.
Me- “It’s first grade graduation, if I’m not there, I’ll get to hear about it when I pick him up at 3:15”.
Her- “All I’m saying is that these are things that will impact his life down the road. He’ll remember you not being here.”
Me- “He and I talked about it this morning on the way to school. He’s cool with the fact that I probably couldn’t make it there due to work.”
Her- “Whatever. It’s already over with. I just thought you were trying harder to include yourself”.
Me: “Get off your phone, and try and find him. He’s on the other side of the auditorium. I’m the one who’s lap he’s sitting on.”
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That’s awesome. I’d love to catch one of those in the wild.'tks for saving me from snek' -horny toad, probably.Here’s what happened when I left Marble Falls for Matagorda. Apparently snek made a phone call to a cousin.
https://i.imgur.com/FEX3fzA.mp4
Here’s part 2. Buh bye.
https://i.imgur.com/IP7brMw.mp4
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Diamondback water snek.....vertical stripes on his jaw and his round pupil are the give-away. Easy for me to say looking at a computer and not worried abut his ass climbing in the boat however....
I guess the video has no sound, but I identified him verbally. Cool dude, actually sent fish towards my hook a few times.
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Damn it. Tapa is telling me it’s not able to post.attach using tapatalk rather than uploading to imgur. people not using tapatalk can't see imgur links cuz reasons.http:// https://imgur.com/gallery/b8TFvVj
Hopefully this works.
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“Tired of our blessings always being disguised”
That one was good, but they really start tearing the OP a new asshole as you scroll down.
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