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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. 3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


    I hope it’s Thursday, Friday starting at 11CDT and someone goes 12 angry men on you and you miss the best 2 days in sports


    My wife got called in this upcoming Monday..supposed to get slapped with a winter storm that day of course. Shit should be voluntary. Our lives shouldn’t be diverted because of some fuck off

    I’ve heard the odds of advancing to be an actual juror are pretty low after the first round

    Nobody should want jurors who want to be there.

    Do your duty and suck it up.Β 

  2. Maybe these are all good album names for a single band.Β 

    One of my proudest moments in life occurred when I was ~10-12 years old and on a family vacation. The hotel we were staying at had live bands in the bar area and a little chalkboard sandwich board thing in front of the entrance to advertise each night's act.Β 

    "Cat Sass" was the name of the band one night, and I found their chalk and added an apostrophe so that it then appeared to proclaim that "Cat's ass" would be playing that evening.Β 

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  3. He's taking a bath and called me in to brandish his penis at me while saying, "Look dad, I found a hotdog at the bottom of the tub!"Β 

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    The other day he called his mother into the bathroom to show her a turd "shaped like a pistol."Β 

    She did not appreciate it.Β 

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