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Posts posted by Prepuce of Doom
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1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:
I made it my New Year's resolution one year to send back every single postage paid postcard or envelope that I received via unsolicited marketing efforts (never with my own information, of course.)
Some envelopes contained boogers, belly button lint, and/or pubes; others contained crude notes, some were empty, and many contained fragments/shreddings of each other's return materials.
It was gratifying in a delightfully petty way for a while, and then it eventually got pretty tedious. I think that I made it to around October before abandoning the project.
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10 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:
Who would win between Tyson at his peak or 100 unarmed 12 year olds?
The answer to me seems obvious, and I think the gorilla has a bigger advantage than that.
Well, like the gorilla, Tyson also knows how to use his teeth...
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I think the only way the men win is if they are committed to taking one for the team and literally all pile on top of the gorilla to smother it to death.
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5 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:I'm shocked he didn't go for badge # 80085.
Why would he use my garage code?
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Just now, MissingInAction said:
We need to get @Prepuce of Doom's possessed gourds to the white house STAT!
I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
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16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:
There is an amazing assortment of realtors, self-defense instructors and financial advisors listed near me. In other words, people that are into selling bullshit.
I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
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On 4/26/2025 at 9:03 AM, South Austin said:
We ate there yesterday for lunch while waiting out a thunderstorm. The dawg slammed.
We were talking to our hotel bartender our first night in town, and he said the locals really don’t eat hot dogs all that much, implying that the Chicago dog is more a tourist thing these days.
Your bartender is dumb.
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I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
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8 minutes ago, nnm said:
I know you’re not disagreeing with me, but what’s the point of taking your own picture of a historic moment which has blanket media coverage? It’ll be a crappy photo and you won’t see the moment with your own eyes.
You’ll see it through a screen, the same as if you were sitting at home. And there will be thousands of professional photos of the moment that will be infinitely better than your phone shot.
The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
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44 minutes ago, nnm said:
I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record.
I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.
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And that monkey's name?
Kevin.
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The biggest twist so far for me is that Harry wasn't on speakerphone with Richie Stevenson holding a gun to his (or his daughter's) head during the whole celebratory "he bought it" business.
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I am not behind in watching the show, but I sure would be annoyed with the content of the commercials airing during what seems like every commercial break of the NBA playoffs if I hadn't seen episode 2 yet.
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That person should be either arrested or murdered, depending on sobriety.
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They had a large porta potty on set just now.
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1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:
My wife flies a lot for work and has TSA precheck, I fly about 2-3 times a year at max and don't.
We went to NOLA back in January and I smoked her through the check in line.
NOLA gonna NOLA, of course, but if a person wanted to frustrate Precheck users to the point of inducing them to additionally pay up for Clear, they would probably come up with a setup pretty similar to the Precheck lanes at MSY.
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Can someone please remind me whether there's some kind of "hive mind" or shared consciousness/awareness among the infected? If so, do we know how it works, or any other (non-spoiler) details?
Or do they all just respond to stimuli in consist and predictable ways?
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6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:
“The 19 year old girl is not as attractive as her teenage video game character” has to land in the top 5 of incel/dweeb crossover posts on Surly. Well done
It's really even worse than that, given that same character was a child in the previous season.
I never understood Gamergate at the time, but I'm starting to get it now.
Fucking weirdos.
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Markwayne.
Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name.
Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank.
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4 hours ago, Superhero said:
My daughter saw a red MX-5 this weekend and said she wanted one when she started driving.
As a dad who drove the hell out of a first-gen MX-5, I'm totally stoked that she wants a fun car.
I'm going to tell her the only way she gets one is if she learns how to drive a stick, which ain't happening because she's completely uncoordinated.
Buy her the automatic if you don't trust your ability to teach her a manual transmission.
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The "A" also stands for Fuck the Haters.
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Unexpected growth spurt
in Please do this better?
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Something has happened such that the little row of icons that's usually at the bottom of my screen (notifications alerts, etc.) has slipped down and beyond my "reach" on my phone.
Samsung S24+, Chrome