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  1. 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

    Shart = combination of the words shit and fart. Β A liter of diarrhea in your pansy ass Β bIke outfit belongs in the I fucking shit myself thread.

    It was a well told I fucking shit myself story though

    "I shit myself" stories are always welcome here, too. In some ways, it's a distinction without a difference...Β 

  2. 24 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

    Soon to be copied and shown to classmates...

    Probably already uploaded to the Google doc that he shares with his pals (they call themselves "The Hyenas") on their school Chromebooks like it's a text thread...Β 

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  3. Nitrous oxide (laughing gas).Β 

    Next time I take the Skylark in, I'll ask my guy about whether there's any additive, if "racing grade" nitrous is any different than "food grade" or "medical grade" etc. - I would expect him to definitively know the answer...Β 

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  4. 2 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

    What was Doomlet's take on your preparations?

    I didn't want to deal with him getting involved in the spectacle, so I kept him as ignorant as possible - did all my shitting in my basement shittorium.Β 

    But I definitely showed him the photos from up my butt.Β 

    Currently trying to figure out which contact in my phone is worthy of having their picture changed to that of my rectum.Β 

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  5. 22 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


    That shit will make you sick. It’s not medical grade No2. They put something in it to keep people from huffing it.

    I've had access to a tank that allegedly came from a speed shop and nobody got sick. A few rookies learned the importance of sitting down, but no deterrent illness. But that was over 20 years ago, so who knows...Β 

  6. I'm on the five year plan - had one 7mm polyp removed, test results pending. Scored a perfect 9 on the Boston Bowel Preparation Scale.Β 

    Found the propofol underwhelming - one brief instant of intrigue and excitement before going to sleep, no dreams, and nothing much to report upon waking. Didn't feel much different than I do when I'm baked and fall asleep watching TV in the basement and then wake up and have to groggily make my way upstairs to bed, and even that was fairly fleeting.Β 

    In addition to scheduling the next one for earlier in the day to minimize the time fasting, I'll also make sure to stop using my bidet and just "pat dry" earlier in the process. I think I caused myself a little undue tenderness...Β 

    As I was walking out, the nurse asked if I had everything I came with. I replied, "Not quite everything!" which confused her until I held my index finger and thumb about 7mm apart, and then she got a real laugh.Β 

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  7. Dear lord, this is not my normal morning routine!Β 

    A sustained 30 second gurgleshitfart is certainly one way to start the day!Β 

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  8. On 2/8/2024 at 6:00 PM, Atxracer said:

    Wait until your ass turns into a pressurized firehose for the 5th time and you will see why it’s in the Lulz forum. Β 

    This is definitely the correct forum.Β 

  9. Under normal conditions, my bidet is just a straightforward part of the asshole cleaning process, blasting away detritus like it's designed to do.Β 

    But today, its use is actually just a precursor to shitting again.Β 

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  10. 1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

    The fucking joker asked for 4 grand to replace rotors and pads.Β 

    I measured them with a caliper. They were at like 90% life based on thickness.Β 

    It wasn’t until after the inspection that I saw that specific shops google reviews suck ass.Β 
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    Whenever you do end up getting new rotors, toss an old one through their window.Β 

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  11. On 2/5/2024 at 12:15 PM, South Austin said:

    Couldn’t find the β€œShit I’m Cooking Later” thread.

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    I've currently got the 4L chilling in the fridge for a big night of shitting tonight.Β 

    Seems pretty stupid that they don't have any measurement marks on the jug.Β 

    Not too jazzed about my chicken broth lunch, and am not looking forward to having it again for dinner.Β 

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  12. 38 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

    Every car self-wash station ive used have had fake timers. E.g. you get 5 minutes of usage time, but the timer shows 15:00 and runs 3x fast.Β 

    Whats the fucking point? Theres no price negotiation. Ive already agreed to use your station. Why not show the true timer so I can understand how much longer ive got left.Β 

    The one I go to just charges your credit card for the total time from start to finish, regardless of which of the 12 presets you use.

    Pretty nice not to have to fumble with quarters, etc.Β 

  13. 10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    "Check out what Melba Toast is packing here, man."

    -Uh, this looks like a 2007 Toyota Supra with a ground effects kit.Β Β 

    "Yeah man, we're talking serious muscle.Β  Let's cruise it through curbside service at Top Notch."

    -What the fuck is a Top Notch?Β Β 

    As long as we're all being both obtuse and pedantic, I'll add that there's no such thing as a 2007 Supra.

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